by Fred Nolassco April 13, 2021
Get the Fred Nolasscomug. Being like Fred Durst
by EGGMAN YA BITCHASSMOTHERFUCKER December 20, 2020
Get the Fred-Durst Esquemug. Fred was once a simple boy, not wanting much more than a bunch of friends to hang around with. Fred was so obsessed with wanting more friends, that he started to buy them from other people!
Once Fred had noticed that he'd gained a vast collection of friends (most of them he'd purchased, but don't hurt his feelings by telling him), he came up with a great scheme for making money from his friends.
After a while, the prospect of raking in some shekels had gone to Fred's head, and inflated his ego to a preposterous size. Soon Fred started to believe that he had power over his friends, and thus started removing the friends that didn't follow him around like some sullen sheep.
Now Fred has nothing but a handful of friends left, but retains his ego; it's quite sad really.
Once Fred had noticed that he'd gained a vast collection of friends (most of them he'd purchased, but don't hurt his feelings by telling him), he came up with a great scheme for making money from his friends.
After a while, the prospect of raking in some shekels had gone to Fred's head, and inflated his ego to a preposterous size. Soon Fred started to believe that he had power over his friends, and thus started removing the friends that didn't follow him around like some sullen sheep.
Now Fred has nothing but a handful of friends left, but retains his ego; it's quite sad really.
by salad bar ho April 1, 2017
Get the fredmug. by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021
Get the Freds dadmug. Small guy. In love with Kelvin! Bad at sports and dresses like a girl ! He’s en couple with Max. He’s gay;).
by thebigfatsanta.com December 23, 2021
Get the Fredmug. by That bitch1234 May 22, 2022
Get the Fredmug. A larger than life ego, who lives an extravagant life, always the life of the party and loves splashing the cash. However this persona is simply a ploy to cover up the fact they have a TINY FLACCID PENIS! This is usually just a couple of Inch’s, growing to around 4 when fully erect!
by Fred Tett June 7, 2020
Get the Fredmug.