Bowl of Cereal

Aaron: I have 1 bowl of cereal everyday
Gavin: Rookie numbers, I have 4 a day
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Vrowl of Cereal

A "vrowl" of cereal is a term popularized in the early 21st century by millennial teenagers, which is described as a bowl of cereal that one enjoys to such an extent that they are willing to make another bowl of cereal. In older definitions, the prerequisites for a bowl of cereal being classified as a "vrowl" may have differed from the present ones, in that it may have been required that the person actually perform the action of making the second bowl of cereal before the first could be classified as a "vrowl". There is much controversy over how the term should be used because of this, and due to the overwhelming confusion, weak-minded individuals may opt to simply insult the idea of a "vrowl" of cereal instead of attempting to properly understand it.
Person 1: Hey, what are you eating?

Person 2: A vrowl of cereal. Shit's good.
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vrowl of cereal

A bowl of cereal that is so unbelievably good that you want to immediately go make another bowl of cereal
GUY 1: Wow that bowl of cereal was so scrumdiddlyumptious, i want to make another bowl of cereal RIGHT NOW

GUY 2: Bro... That was a vrowl of cereal you just ate bro... Make me one too?
by Mine craftmaster11 September 22, 2022
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The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Bacon friez November 03, 2023
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cereal porn

When man is eating a bowl of cereal and watching porn with significant other at the same time then when the man is ready to nut he ejaculates in the bowl and then your significant other takes the bowl with nut and milk and swallows it all
Man:Babe you want to cereal porn
Woman:Yes

Man&woman eat cereal watching porn and jacking off
Man:I'm cumming drink it
Man grunts while Nutting in the bowl of milk
Woman takes bowl and drinks it all
Woman:That tastes so good
by Thatbitch7600! December 15, 2022
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Cereal Mom

CD for short and CD is the best cereal parent of all times with Trox so All Hail CD and only CD because CD the best parent ever
CD is the best parent
Cereal Mom is a mom and Cereal Dad is dad :>
by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020
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party cereal

1. A mixture of usually chips and soda in a bowl made out of the remaining food from a party.

2. A bowl of cereal that someone has made during a party that is passed around and collectively eaten by everyone.
1. Last night was crazy i woke up a noon and made some party cereal!
2. Someone brought some cereal to the party, they didn't expect it to become party cereal and punched me when i went in for a bite!
by SuperMegaLlama March 24, 2016
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