ficab

a cat that's stuck in a filing cabinet

Chip: Hey Bob, look over there.
Bob: What is it?
Chip: Another ficab, that's the 5th one we've had this week. Better tell that custodian not to put up the pitchfork just yet.

by NIGGA FACE March 24, 2005

ficash

1. (v) synonomous with getting drunk
2. (int.) an expletive of frustration

1. "Me and my dudes drank so much Sutter Home last night we got totally ficashed!"
2. "Ficash! I woke up late this morning and I'm not going to have time to mousse my hair!"

by Gilly Beans October 6, 2009

Fickett

the most ghetto middle school.22 fights in 2 weeks. Full of wannabe cholas and cholos.

Damn, did you see the Fickett fight?

by starburstbayb July 9, 2010

Ficlipse

(noun) To be sitting behind a tall person, when attempting to see what is behind them. Usually in group functions or classrooms, a finclipse can strike suddenly, causing a total blackout of what you were viewing.

Caused by a large object passing between you and the thing you want to see.

Contraction of "Finn" and "Eclipse"

Also known as a one man eclipse, or a human eclipse.

When blocked in her view of the board, Sally stated, "What has the teacher written, I can't see because of the ficlipse".

by juanamac May 4, 2011

fictional husband

A guy you have a HUGE crush on, but

A. He doesn't exist
B. It's something that will never happen. Like Rap Monster.

"Pikachu is my fictional husband!"

by Meme2004 April 20, 2017

Fickle

Fuckin pickle

“You’re a fickle, a fuckin pickle”

by itslexileonara March 5, 2020

dickle fickle

A women who doesn't want to suck you off.

by funksterhipsterpunkster November 6, 2003