by Empty_map_4447 January 11, 2023
A lady who wears fake tan (applied with a trowel), and makeup made of cement, tattooed on eyebrows - sporting a brightly coloured maxi dress (from 'The Asda") and normally a Scouse (equally could be a Geordie or Glasgow) accent.
Normally found to be frequenting posh city centre bars, in the hope of bagging a footballer or similarly wealthy male - (must be of the metrosexual variety).
Normally found to be frequenting posh city centre bars, in the hope of bagging a footballer or similarly wealthy male - (must be of the metrosexual variety).
Hey Warren - have you seen that girl - check out the kip of 'er - proper loo fairy there mate!
Oh my god - you should see that bird i pulled last night mate - proper loo fairy!
Oh my god - you should see that bird i pulled last night mate - proper loo fairy!
by technolover June 10, 2011
Oz the loves breaking into Katie's house just to sniff her teenie poon soiled panties. Oz is such a Poon Fairy.
by ozzyjoe June 30, 2014
(n) Any of the humanoid creatures that sparkle in the manner of a disco ball in the sun while courting underage schoolgirls and looking emo.
Did you see that pedo-riffic movie about the Dire fairy and the werewolves fighting over some girl they were constantly trying to kill??
by ElLosteaux May 27, 2010
A tiny dog with wings that actually make them FLY. To create a fairy dog, get a piece of paper, write the dog's name, gender, age and breed and send it into the sky out if the window. Idk about you, but I believe in this stuff :/
by FairyDogs20 July 09, 2016
by mastodonPenis March 18, 2019
by Aidenrulesdaworlddealwidit June 03, 2019