R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011

U.A.F.

An acronym standing for Ugly As Fuck. It is somewhat popularized by the rapper Chip tha Ripper on his mixtape Gift Raps.

And if them hands ain't up, it's probably because you're broke or you're ugly as fuck (U.A.F.)

by Joseph F. Mama March 29, 2011

F.D.A.U.

FDAU stands for Face Down Ass Up

Frat Dude: So what university did she go to?
Frat Dude2: F.D.A.U.
Frat Dude: What's that?
Frat Dude2: Face Down Ass Up!

by Gink September 24, 2006

p.u.s.f.

its really an abbreviation...but it stands for "pent up sexual frustration"...

I've had a lot of "p.u.s.f." lately it, I hope Ben comes over tonight.

by supergirlmiyea September 25, 2006

F.O.C.U.S

Acronym standing for: Fuck off cuz ur stupid. Used in any situation where a person is being dumb.

Boy: Is that a mirror in your pants, cuz I can really see myself in them.

Girl: You need to F.O.C.U.S.

Or

Fool, F.O.C.U.S.

by BIG O & a little shady March 26, 2011

F.A.D.U.

Acronym for Faggots and Dykes United. It's the insensitive way to refer to the Gay and Lesbian alliance.

Perez Hilton and Rosie O'Donnel would be the king and queen of F.A.D.U.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM September 19, 2009

R.u.e.f.s

Rampant Uncontrollable and Extremely Frequent Stiffie

The kind a 15 year old boy gets at cheer leading camp, he just cant help it,

Guy 1: Man i had the R.u.e.f.s so bad in yoga the other day. Those chicks in the tight spandex pants man! Whew, barely got out of there alive.

Guy 2: Yoga? What a homo...

by Josef Mac Ice Master November 28, 2007