Best Fiance Ever

Someone who is attentive, creative, funny, sexy, and loving.
Evidence shows that Stuart Barton is the Best Fiance Ever.
by knowledgeable source February 15, 2010
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ever heard of Opin-yawns

A common phrase used in Youtube comment sections to sorta-kindly remind them that they should just shut up and remind them not everybody thinks like them
Person A : Even non-sex gacha sucks
Person B : Ever heard of opin-yawns?
by FoxCrescentRoll May 16, 2020
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MOST 2020 DAY EVER!

A day so bad it causes one to forget you were nearly decapitated the day before.
OMG, yeah almost getting hit by that tree made me totally forget I was there right after the fatal crash on 80/94 this morning. I was going west, and they had Torrance blocked off. Car was obliterated. Then on the way home, Torrance and Calumet were closed because there was supposed to be a riot in Cal City. LOL MOST 2020 DAY EVER!

--Ray Huntington
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greatest soccer goal ever

There are a lot of candidates but in general the Maradona second goal to England on 1986 world cup is voted as the best of all time.
The greatest soccer goal ever was made by Maradona at 1986 Soccer World Cup
by akochmer September 05, 2014
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weird as fuck for like ever

WAFFLE - Someone who is weird as fuck and will always be that way no matter w.
That dude is a straight is weird as fuck for like ever. and will never change. He’s a straight up WAFFLE!
by Rod323 March 11, 2022
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your the best dad ever!

Used to describe a dad who is the best dad ever.
My dad gave me 20 quadrillion dollars and I told him your the best dad ever!
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Most Perfect Boy Ever

Marco. Marco has the cutest smile you’ll ever see. He speaks soft words and gives the most comfortable hugs. He always asks to hold hands when walking or sitting together. Before he leaves he’ll look at you with his gorgeous eyes and ask for one last goodbye kiss. But, his stench reeks and invades the air. His stink is so bad grass shrivels and dies as he walks over it, and any water surrounding him evaporates from his hotness. He is so hot that he is the reason the globe is warming. However, love is stronger than his scorching heat and his terrible stench. In fact, it’s been scientifically proven that Marco’s love can heal every broken bone caused from tripping over his cuteness within 24 hours. He’s so incredibly smart and cute.

In conclusion, the absence of Marco is the absence of life and love itself; it is a tragic fate to endure. Sucks for everyone else who doesn’t get to date the Most Perfect Boy Ever. He makes life a bazillion times better and brings so so so much joy and happiness. He is warm, safe, and protecting. He always keeps his beb fed and happy. He gives the bestest hugs ever (especially since he’s the buffest).

And that’s why Sally is the luckiest to date him <3
Poop pleb 1: Wow do you know who the Most Perfect Boy Ever is?

Poop pleb 2: Marco?

Poop pleb 1: literally

Poop pleb 2: yeah your boyfriend sucks compared to Sally’s boyfriend Marco.
by Marcoiscute January 30, 2023
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