One Direction Erection Infection

A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....

Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection

by rentedjayhawk January 11, 2018

massive throbbing erection

when you see Ariana Grande, and instantly get the biggest hard on of your life.

When I saw your mother, I got a massive throbbing erection.

by The word fondeler April 10, 2022

Erection

something tony blair needed to have so he could become prime minister

"Erection"-this can be explained by what the effects of viagra have on tony blair because hes one big D""k

by sir tommay November 1, 2006

I had an erection

'I had an erection'

Used with the emphasis on the 'had' when something is a let down or has disappointed, especially when the speaker was very excited about the something in question. The point is that the erection is no longer there.

Billy: 'Dude, that show was totes rubbish, I mean, I had an erection'
Bob: 'Homes, I know exactly what you mean. I'm totes flaccid now.'

by LoveBastard March 10, 2008

Like An American Election

Phrase used to describe something that is fake, fraudulent, bogus, inauthentic, phony, etc.

Her tits were so big i swear they are like an american election.

Avril Lavigne is not punk, she is like an american election.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Erection

Basically a crotch blush

"I'm blushing so hard right now...in my dick"
"Trump that's what you call an erection"
"Whatever Ivana, let's keep fucking! I wanna put my small loan of a million dollars somewhere you can never withdraw it from again ;) "

by TheGrinReaper August 17, 2016

Erection

Chinese democracy

Chang: "Who are you voting for in the erection?"

by girondinho February 8, 2009