Elephant-flaps

The haggard condition of ones flaps after child birth.

"after my 7th child was born the Miss's had elephant-flaps"

Elephant-flaps by Max Guy September 21, 2007

elephant mound 

a poop with no definite shape. usually sticking up out of the water line

guy 1- "dude, i havn't pooped all day!"
guy 2- "why do i need to know this?"
guy 1- "Theres gonna be an elephant mound in your toilet!"
guy 2- "the plunger is behind the toilet"

elephant mound by beenz-o May 24, 2009

Elephant Stacks 

Simply put, big money.

I can't go to the club tonight, I'm trying to save my money. You know, get those elephant stacks.

Elephant Stacks by Fraza Fraz July 5, 2009

elephant flash 

When a guy, usually a homeless black one, exposes himself to unsuspecting females.

Girl: I was getting into my car at the grocery store the other day and this creepy guy whipped out his dick and showed me, like he wanted a fuckin' prize or something.

Friend: Yeah, sounds like you got elephant flashed.

elephant flash by fubarcamry July 30, 2010

Elephant Goggles 

Take 1 times BLAP and cross it with 1 times ARAB GOGGLES and you get ELEPHANT GOGGLES.

girl got loud when i gave her Arab Goggles so i gave her Elephant Goggles to shut her up

Elephant Goggles by WADO24 August 29, 2010

elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant 

Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a

semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.

Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).

"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"

elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant by HosMan61 September 24, 2011

Elephant Peanut Butter 

n. : Gooey paste like film; which normally resides in the crotch area.

Did you see all that elephant peanut butter left over after those dirty hippies had sex Lindsay Lohan in that tent in the backyard? Damn, those dirty hippies WILL do anything!

Elephant Peanut Butter by L3Mon_Slic3R November 13, 2011