Hollywood Douchebag

A Hollywood Douchebag (or a Hollywood for short) is someone who trys way too hard to be cool and fails.

Someone who uses their cool possesions eg. a cool car, new shoes, new expensive clothes to try to look cool but ends up looking like a jackass.

eg. That guy's a hollywood.
eg. You're a hollywood douchebag.
eg.Chuck Norris is not a Hollywood Douchebag.

by Mr-black-bird January 28, 2009

Douche Badge

Any collection of bro-esque bumper stickers compiled on the back of any lifted truck. (I.E. Famous, Fox Racing, Liquid Force, Calvin peeing on rival truck company, Monster Energy, Skin, SRH)

"Yo brody! I just got this dope ass F-350, all murdered out and shit, with a phatty Affliction decal on the back window!"

"Nice man, but I think you ruined it with that douche badge on the back."

by Ihatebrotown October 8, 2008

Douche Tube

Same as calling someone a douche bag, just more fun to say.

My boss is such a douche tube.

by LuberTuber September 7, 2005

Douche Logger

Someone who logs for douches. Similiar to a logger or lumber jack, only with douches.

To be a douche logger, one would float uncut douches down a river, till they get to a douche plant. That plant will cut the douches to appropriate sizes, and then ship them off to another plant in order to complete the douche process.

Fred: Your sister is a succubus.

Joe: At least she isn't like your dad, the douche logger.

by Razor7 June 11, 2006

douchebaggish

An adjective form of the word "douchebag" used usually in a derogatory sense. Mostly used towards a noun or verb.

"That guy was quite douchebaggish" or "He didn't have to be so douchebaggish."

by Stefan Spohr November 30, 2006

Douchebag Loser

Guys who don't take care of their Kids.

Jeff G from Lancaster is a Douchebag Loser

by Payurbills February 10, 2009

Douche-baggery

1. The actions of a douchebag

2. Being a compelete douchebag

Danny Broke up with his gorgeous girlfriend, he committed douche-baggery.

by Notyouravarageblondie July 31, 2009