Don Quixote

1. To be afflicted with or exhibiting irrationality and mental unsoundness.

2. One who is an imbecile.

Setting: A & B stare in horror as imbecile runs towards an old woman yelling about a princess.

A: Who the bloody hell is that nutter?
B: Oh, that's Jeremy. I always knew this would happen. Looks like he's finally gone Don Quixote on us.
A: Ahhhh yes. Well will you look at that he's just hit a windmill.

by The Voice of Reason and Truth May 23, 2011

fruity don

A fruity Don can be a strange object or someone who is doing or wearing something out of the ordinary, for example a middle aged man wearing a sequin suit and clout glasses may be called a fruity don.

“Look at this fruity Don”
“You’re a bit of a fruity Don mate”
“Oi look at this fruity little Don”

by FabboTabbo June 23, 2019

don`t

The wrong way to spell don't.

Guy1: I told you, I don`t like broccoli!
Guy2: Oh yeah. By the way it's DON'T not "Don`t" you dumb noob!

by xxxman360 February 16, 2017

don burke

Someone - generally a boss (or person in a higher position at work) who makes untoward sexual / lewd comments about and towards people in their workplace.

"oh man! did you see.... Justina was totally Don Burking Peter earlier.... she was all over him like a rash...."
"Come on Walter, don't be a Don Burke"
"No Barry! Stop Don Burking me!"
"Stop Don Burking me with your eyes"
" Which guy are you talking about? the Don Burke type of guy?"

by Steele Corporation November 29, 2017

don nguyen

a twink That has a nice piece of ass that gets fucked at parties

Damn don nguyen has that nice piece of ass, he’s always down for that good kush mane

by Jackolantern86 February 5, 2019

Don Corlimon

Don Corlimon - Apparently begun in Miami Beach by a member of the Baccardi family who lives and drinks there, this relatively new and refreshing combination of Corona beer and Baccardi Limon is catching on quickly as a "juiced up" high octane version of "Corona & Lime". Simply drink the ice cold beer from the neck of the bottle and replace it with ice cold Baccardi Limon and there you have it. Heretofore, nameless, it seemed imbibers must have an easy way to communicate their new favorite drink to their friendly barkeeps. Theoretically, the bartender could either put up a beer and a shot or pour off the neck and combine it for the patron.

"What'll ya have?"

"Gimme a Lite and a couple of Don Corlimons, please"

by McMickey June 29, 2010

the teflon don

The best organized crime criminal and member of the Gambino Family (John Gotti)

by Pimpster June 24, 2003