The act of tying a half-dead squirrel or other small rodent to a stick and pleasuring ones self with said stick.
by The man of the hour October 22, 2013
Get the alabama dildomug. if you go to the police station bathroom in "San Andreas" and go to the shower there is a big purple double sided dildo that you can pick up and beat people with
by missourimaniac May 13, 2005
Get the purple dildomug. 1. Another name for a pot whore. Most whores have a dildo and a bong (if they smoke weed) hence in need of a dildo bong.
2. A bong that can be used or was used at one time as a dildo.
3. An extension off a bong so masturbation and pot smoking can occur at the same time.
2. A bong that can be used or was used at one time as a dildo.
3. An extension off a bong so masturbation and pot smoking can occur at the same time.
"Patty is such a dildo bong I heard she was high and had sex with 4 50 year old men."
Dude: "My girlfriend just got a new dildo bong"
Other dude: "Wow, thats fucked up"
Dude: "My girlfriend just got a new dildo bong"
Other dude: "Wow, thats fucked up"
by Anthony Dig. June 17, 2008
Get the dildo bongmug. 
Girl 1: Oh my god i fucked a door last night with my sticky dildo it was sooo good
Girl 2: Oh my god me too but it was my fridge
Girl 2: Oh my god me too but it was my fridge
by Skailol July 14, 2015
Get the sticky dildomug. Look up dildo lunch on YouTube and click "DILDO FOR LUNCH?"
And also look at the second video below 😎 😁
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And also look at the second video below 😎 😁
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by (ANDRETHAPROPHET) December 25, 2015
Get the dildo lunchmug.