depression

The sensation of falling off the Golden Gate Bridge every single day.

...I sincerely pray that I never wake up to find myself doing it in real life...

Have you ever noticed that 'depression' and 'drown' begin with the same letter?

Depression can open your eyes in frightening ways.

by Laurence7 March 8, 2009

Post-Balkan Depression

The existential dread followed directly after being immersed into Balkan culture and returning back to your native country.

"The utter lack of Burek, Rakija and 2nd hand smoke are the main catalyst for a period of Post-Balkan Depression, also known as PBD"

by 1st hand smoker March 10, 2017

Depression trail

The opposite of a happy trail, one strip shaved down the center of your chest and pubes.

Guy 1: hey man do you have a happy trail ?
Guy 2: no I broke down and gave myself a depression trail.

by Depressiontrailman October 6, 2019

Depression day

This day is for anyone who is lonely and knows that they won't fall in love

February 14 🧡

Well fuck looks like I have depression day

by Jesus 😉 February 14, 2020

Depression episode

When u scream and have panic attacks and ur rly going through it

It’s ok I’m her snap:Jayla_lovee265. Snap if ur going through it I’m always here

Ps don’t do stupid shit

What’s wrong

I’m have a Depression episode

by Brace face December 27, 2020

depression desk

A computer desk so messy and filled up with food utensils that when you move your hands or feet, you can often hear the sound of cutlery/plates/glasses clinking. This clinking comes from accidental bumping of the desk or accidental touching of the items.

A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.

Dude, i can hear your depression desk through your mic.

by toble December 22, 2021

Urban Depression Syndrome

1. The feeling of great sadness a person experiences when they realize that adding new definitions to Urban Dictionary is completely pointless.

2. The feeling of great anxiety or anger a person experiences when they realize that nobody will ever read their new Urban Dictionary definitions because :
a) no one really cares
b) there are already too many definitions

"Matt was staring intently at the computer screen, when he suddenly screamed and drove his clenched fist through the glass, shattering it instantly. He then crushed the keyboard and sent the keys flying across the room, with a mad glare in his eyes. I tried to leave the room to escape the carnage, but then Matt fell down on his chair, sobbing.

"It's all fucking pointless! Fuck!"

He didn't even notice the blood from his shredded hand slowly dripping to the floor. I had known about Urban Depression Syndrome for a long time, but this is definitely not what I expected."

by GlowyAmoeba November 13, 2011