a hebrew name often a jew as it is. often fat and nerdyish but can often be a good friend. this kind of person can often be found in the dark room playing xbox live.
by matthew kinson February 7, 2009
Get the davidmug. Big balls and short cock shaft. Similar to a chode (wider than it is longer). But it is not wide. Simply short and rests upon balls. Usually hairy and bad odored.
At spring break a bunch of people decided to go streaking and in the process i saw a David. People with David's should simply not be nude in public.. EVER.
by Truth_Hurts_Lies_Kill March 17, 2011
Get the Davidmug. Tall. Lanky. Brown eyes that will penetrate right through you. Pale hands with long fingers that will please you. Intelligent, witty, adorable, loving. A liar. A manipulator. A foe, he is no friend, no real lover. He'll be there for you when you least expect it, and leave when you need him the most. Sweep you off your feet and then throw you off a cliff.
He's David.
by BitterBitter November 28, 2010
Get the Davidmug. by NKOakwar February 21, 2010
Get the Davidmug. Wow david is a stupid goose
by greygoose45 March 28, 2017
Get the Davidmug. someone who cant sing, not funny, and will never get anywhere in life. and needs a lot of help! he is a very LOUD and annoying person who doesnt know when to shut up!
by most lovely beautiful girls!! June 23, 2010
Get the Davidmug. David is a bitch nigga
by Iamtheonethatdontneednoone December 23, 2016
Get the Davidmug.