Dankosity (dan-ko-si-ty)

1) The quality of being Dank.

2) The measure of dankness in Cannabis Sensimilia.

example 1) Man this shit has a level of dankosity (dan-ko-si-ty) that is through the roof.

example 2) Whoa this shit must have been grown by Mr. Dankosity (dan-ko-si-ty) himself.

example 3) Dude this shit ranks a 4.20 on the dankosity (dan-ko-si-ty) scale.

by Mr Dankosity July 23, 2010

danisnotonfire

Dan Howell (age 25) was born on the 11th of June 1991. He was an extremely academically gifted child and this academic talent shone through to his post adolescent years. He left school with 4 A's in Law, Geography, English Literature and Psycology and proceeded to study Law at Manchester University. A year into his studies he decided to dedicate his time to his YouTube channel (danisnotonfire). His channel grew rapidly, and now has over 6 million subscribers. Dan is a co-author of a book called "The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire" which is a summary of his and his housemate/best friend's life struggles and success'. A tour then followed shortly afterwards involving him and his best friend doing a theatrical preformance which was unbelievably sucsessful. He is a very attractive male, who stands at 6'3. People like him mainly because of their comparability with him and the relatable subjects he shares and discusses with his loyal subscribers. He is also referred to as "a giant meme" or "meme lord" for his ironic jokes and sarcastic tumblr posts.

"danisnotonfire is my saviour!"

by dancouldbeonfire January 10, 2017

Danish

Danish a person who always have fight with family and always leaves his house to hang around with people and does not respect society
Danish a person living in UAE who is also known as a zaeem of a place and simps on women

You are such a danish
Stop acting like a danish

by Mr.facts180 November 14, 2020

cherry danish

the result of one cumming all over a woman's face and punching her in the nose

After two hours of receiving head, the cherry danish I gave her reminded me that I had not yet had lunch.

by luke May 8, 2005

Danks

Really fucking good marijuana.

Steve: Yo nigga, you got the danks?

Joe: Hell yeah, I gotchu 15 a g.

by Truenigshit July 5, 2012

Danks

a name for good weed, also harder

Danks - weed and harder

by greattttttt April 17, 2006

Claire Danes

A rather pretty and convincingly female actress who, due to a genetic defect, was born was a penis. It is approximate ten inches in length, three in diameter at the shaft, and was used to make Nick Stahl scream like a little bitchboy while filming Terminator 3.

-Claire Danes is really hot.
-Yeah, but she has a dick.
-I don't care. I'd suck it.
-...Gay."

by Blorpfuck July 12, 2011