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danger baby

a toddler prone to making the riskiest decisions of the options, usually involving climbing to great heights or circumventing safety measures.
My danger baby scaled the baby gate and climbed on top of the table for a dance party of one.
by Davenia August 29, 2020
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Jack danger

He Has the tiniest dick u will ever see, like blueberry size, or like maybe even a strawberry.
He likes men and his favorite thing to do is skip school and play fortnite
by Amazing johnny of the world November 3, 2019
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try to be dangerous

Often used in short term, dangerous, is a way of insulting someone that what he/she has shown off is in fact his/her own ignorance and/or stupidity.
Person A: Light speed is already archived by humanity's technology five years ago. There're reports that show...

Person B: Sir, please don't try to be dangerous.
by iCarrot September 26, 2010
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Downright Dangerous

The division 5 ice hockey team can’t skate, can’t stop and can’t pass.

They are just DOWNRIGHT DANGEROUS.
by Dandrew January 12, 2022
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Danger Fang

Danger Fang contains large amounts of sodium, wears a lot of denim and plays the bass.
Hi, I'm Danger Fang.
by Honey Ohare January 5, 2009
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Danger Maz

danger maz is when you want to masturbate but you know someone will be home soon and could possibly catch you in the middle, but you do it anyway.

It can also mean Masturbating somewhere you shouldent be, like in a public toilet or in a church.
1st person: Dude, i had a wicked DANGER MAZ this morning.
2nd person: Why was it danger and not regular?
1st person: it was next to the Babys crib while he was sleeping!
2nd person: yo wtf?
by [SCUM]Taz July 4, 2020
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Ranger Danger

a bear or other dangerous wildlife disguised in human clothing.
"Man, that bear with the hat was totally ranger danger."
by Gavin Card February 28, 2008
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