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Ding Dong

a name of an alien species from another planet that has a life expectancy of 2 years. their most notable traits are their slim-like bodies, stubby ears and long limbs, yet lack of nose. the low classes of these species wear only a shirt, but nobles and higher also wear lower attire to cover their nonexistent genitals. long ago, however, in the year 1XXX, their planet was invaded by Let's Play-ers, and the race needed to take action and fend the raiders off their sacred planet. unfortunately, they failed, but only one survives to move to Earth to avoid another invasion. Ding Dong is currently living with his new soulmate, a male Mexican artist named Julian Marcel. they create games together.

also chris stikny,,,
Person: hey remember when Ding Dong was still relevant

Person 2: who

Person:
by Dedede Man May 17, 2020
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dong gauntlet

A training apparatus for American football designed to simulate the resistance of running through a defensive secondary. Resembles a gauntlet of dongs.
"Coach made us do fifty runs through the dong gauntlet today."
by vrsi_rules October 21, 2008
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scongby dong

when a scooby snack is stuffed in one's asshole and pooped out onto another's dong during doggy-style anal intercourse
shaggy: i just gave velma a fuckin scongby dong...holy shit, i zoinked in her balloon knot so hard
by mrpeepeplace April 28, 2023
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Dong Bong

A sex move where two people get high and one lights the other's dick and balls on fire.
"God, my balls still hurt. We did the Dong Bong last night."
by Natsfroh April 10, 2022
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Bong dong

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.
Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!
by GayBlaine October 9, 2014
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kiddy dong

The name of Diddy Kong's penis
I want to smash Coco with my kiddy dong
by Venom Miller July 2, 2017
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pumpkin dong

the stem of a pumpkin that is long and phallic shaped
You best watch your ass in the pumpkin patch, those pumpkin dongs are super long!
by donka-dewballs December 19, 2015
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