Saddle Crotch

Another name for women with a thigh gap in which the gap is so wide she looks like a cowboy who just got off of a horse.

Ewwh! That women has major saddle crotch!

by Alambdadelta March 18, 2017

Crotch Wrench

An aggressive grabbing and wrenching motion to the crotch. Either through self infliction or by someone else.

"I was walking down the street and this random chick crotch wrenched my balls bro!"

"Don't make me crotch wrench your balls off, you remember what happen last time"

"I was riding my bicycle this morning and hit a huge pot hole...the seat totally crotch wrenched my vagina!"

by Mikey P June 21, 2016

crotch-kicker

A vengeful abusive person: one who uses threats to manipulate people and seeks to exact vengeance on anyone who opposes them by the most ruthless and violent means they can think of, such as kicking them in the crotch. The abuse may be a literal kick in the crotch, or may be a metaphor for hurting the person through other means.

"I told him I was leaving him. He kicked me in the crotch with steel-toed construction boots. Since that day, I call anyone bent on revenge a 'crotch-kicker.'"

"The Tycoon has a history of legal intimidation. He has been involved in 3,500 lawsuits over the years. He is a lawsuit-obsessed crotch-kicker."

by Rex Tyrannosaur December 30, 2016

Jacobs Crotch

Someone who loves blow jobs

She was a good girl, she loved a glug of luke warm white of Jacobs Crotch

by TopBanana1701 February 3, 2017

Crotch Grog

Bear brewed with female crotch yeast.

The crotch grog tasted slightly like the ocean.

by DarkRoses October 7, 2012

Crotch Christians

A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals.

The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.

by Mebegebo October 22, 2012

Crotch frosting

Noun,
when you glaze a woman up like a fresh donut with your load.

dude 1: hey how was your night last night with Amy?
Dude 2: oh man, I glaze her up good and left her covered in crotch frosting like a krispy kreme

by spank master flex December 16, 2012