That moment when your so dumb you have a stroke and mess up your tweet but don't delete it for 5 hours
by Unknown.emo2703 May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. A nonsensical word President Donald Trump used at the end of a Tweet to prove to his child, who was beating him by 98 points in a virtual game of Scrabble, that it was a really real and huge word.
Donald put down and went out with all seven letters on his tray spelling "C O V F E F E " - using the "E" from his previous word "L O S E R " scoring 86 points because of the double-word score on the original 18 points, plus 50 for using all 7 letters for the first time in his privileged life, plus 13 points for the remaining tiles on his son's tray, "Q U I T".
Donald put down and went out with all seven letters on his tray spelling "C O V F E F E " - using the "E" from his previous word "L O S E R " scoring 86 points because of the double-word score on the original 18 points, plus 50 for using all 7 letters for the first time in his privileged life, plus 13 points for the remaining tiles on his son's tray, "Q U I T".
"Sorry kid, but I win.. I'm number one, because I'm putting down this huge, epic, in your face, word that only adults who get two scoops of ice cream know.. here it is for a enough points to crush you in a huge way.. COVFEFE.. "
by jvst1ce June 2, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Assumed to be a typo of the word "coverage", tweeted by President Donald Trump on May 30th, 2017, Covfefe has attracted the attention of numerous idiots on the internet, made evident by the number of Urban Dictionary entries it has gotten within 48 hours after the initial tweet, many of which are badly spelled, horribly punctuated or one of the same handful of insults over and over.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
Often misquoted:
Despite constant negative press covfefe
Despite the constant negative news covfefe
Despite constant negative press covfefe...
Often misquoted:
Despite constant negative press covfefe
Despite the constant negative news covfefe
Despite constant negative press covfefe...
by annoyedamerican June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. A glib word of thanks for a blindly devoted follower, who (you know) will continue to worship you despite what the real world.
Billy: Even though you stole my wife killed my dog and burned down my house I would still totally give you my kidneys.
Scary Clown: Covfefe, get me a beer.
Scary Clown: Covfefe, get me a beer.
by Linguist 2017 June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. covfefe' (cuv-fee-fey) n. When the press hounds you like tiny bitch dogs named feefee or feefey .
Used to project the image of the press as being needy, primped ,tiny bitch dogs chewing on heels of noble people , incapable of reporting real news .
Used to project the image of the press as being needy, primped ,tiny bitch dogs chewing on heels of noble people , incapable of reporting real news .
by Tbabcoonass May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefe'mug. "Covfefe" is an accidental cultural appropriation and bastardization of two Samoan words conjoined by an arbitrary "v":
"ko," meaning "pregnant; to pick a fruit; or to reach for something;"
and "fefe," meaning "fear; afraid; or an expression of mockery."
(Indented text above excerpted from Huffington Post's article "The meaning of the word 'covfefe' in the Samoan language".)
"Covfefe" was hastily, unintentionally, and irrevocably lexicalized by pre-impeached U.S. "President" Donald Trump in his typical manner of sharing everything he thinks with everyone, without actually thinking it through first.
"Covfefe" became a permanent addition to the pop-culture lexicon as Trump was publicly whining about "negative press" instead of being an actual leader focused on anything other than his own fragile, narcissistic ego. Trump's fear of others' opinions was the impetus for this delightful new word which is surpassed in its versatility only by the word "smurf" (which only slightly eclipses the versatility of the word "fuck").
What's "covfefe" mean? It's our word. It means whatever we want it to mean.
"ko," meaning "pregnant; to pick a fruit; or to reach for something;"
and "fefe," meaning "fear; afraid; or an expression of mockery."
(Indented text above excerpted from Huffington Post's article "The meaning of the word 'covfefe' in the Samoan language".)
"Covfefe" was hastily, unintentionally, and irrevocably lexicalized by pre-impeached U.S. "President" Donald Trump in his typical manner of sharing everything he thinks with everyone, without actually thinking it through first.
"Covfefe" became a permanent addition to the pop-culture lexicon as Trump was publicly whining about "negative press" instead of being an actual leader focused on anything other than his own fragile, narcissistic ego. Trump's fear of others' opinions was the impetus for this delightful new word which is surpassed in its versatility only by the word "smurf" (which only slightly eclipses the versatility of the word "fuck").
What's "covfefe" mean? It's our word. It means whatever we want it to mean.
Civil Rights Movement? LoL covfefe that shit. TRAVEL BAN!!!
Trump is undoubtedly a smurfing covfefeur.
Trump has taught you well. But you are not a covfefe yet.
All this fake news Trump keeps covfefing is delusional, hyperbolic propaganda.
Trump's gonna get us into covfefing World War III if YOU don't start acting like a gorramn citizen and get this assclown out of the covfefing office right NAOW.
Inserting covfefe into SBemail #128 (RAMPAGE):
The covfefe's the limit as far as rampages are concerned. Why, ye could go on a regal rampage. "I covfeferically bequeath thee! I covfeferically bequeath thee! I covfeferically bequeath thee!" Ye hath quivered me covfefe tuppence!
Get the covfefe out of here.
Let's explore some interesting unintended synergies:
Trump fruitfully reaches his audiences through fear by appealing to their misdirected concerns about immigrants and minorities who he mocks and scapegoats (...while simultaneously supporting big business that outsources the jobs his audience falsely perceives immigrants to be "taking from them"). This is one mechanism through which he "picked the fruit" of the U.S. Presidency.
Trump is undoubtedly a smurfing covfefeur.
Trump has taught you well. But you are not a covfefe yet.
All this fake news Trump keeps covfefing is delusional, hyperbolic propaganda.
Trump's gonna get us into covfefing World War III if YOU don't start acting like a gorramn citizen and get this assclown out of the covfefing office right NAOW.
Inserting covfefe into SBemail #128 (RAMPAGE):
The covfefe's the limit as far as rampages are concerned. Why, ye could go on a regal rampage. "I covfeferically bequeath thee! I covfeferically bequeath thee! I covfeferically bequeath thee!" Ye hath quivered me covfefe tuppence!
Get the covfefe out of here.
Let's explore some interesting unintended synergies:
Trump fruitfully reaches his audiences through fear by appealing to their misdirected concerns about immigrants and minorities who he mocks and scapegoats (...while simultaneously supporting big business that outsources the jobs his audience falsely perceives immigrants to be "taking from them"). This is one mechanism through which he "picked the fruit" of the U.S. Presidency.
by ImpeachTwittler June 2, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Interjection - The etymology of this top secret word which had only previously been heard among the top 1% at the Bohemian Grove or a Bilderberg meeting was recently discovered when Donald Trump blurted it out like a government secret over Diet Coke and dinner in a tweet which was eventually deleted faster than emails off a Clinton server.
The word Covfefe is actually code for a longer phrase "Cover the Fee Fee".
Cover the Fee Fee is code for the exclamation "Grab them by the Pussy!"
The word Covfefe is actually code for a longer phrase "Cover the Fee Fee".
Cover the Fee Fee is code for the exclamation "Grab them by the Pussy!"
"..build a more integrated global political and economic structure--one world, if you will... Covfefe!!" - David Rockefeller
and
""For more than a century, ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum
have seized upon well-publicized incidents…to attack the Rockefeller family for the
inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic
institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best
interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as "internationalists"
and of conspiring with others around the world to build
a more integrated global
political and economic structure - one world, if you will.
If that's the charge, I stand
guilty, and I am proud of it. Covfefe!"
and
""For more than a century, ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum
have seized upon well-publicized incidents…to attack the Rockefeller family for the
inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic
institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best
interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as "internationalists"
and of conspiring with others around the world to build
a more integrated global
political and economic structure - one world, if you will.
If that's the charge, I stand
guilty, and I am proud of it. Covfefe!"
by jvst1ce May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug.