Cookscowen

Ghandi with a wig, the finest of fine gentlemens. Werd.

NOT Maria

There goes Cookscowen! Werd.

by AndyH January 12, 2004

Bumper Cocks

A game where a bunch of guys achieve an erection then tuck it between their legs so their boners are sticking out from underneath their ass checks, then bend over, and sprint backwards into eachother, attempting to penetrate forcefully.

I walked into the locker room showers only to see Coach Barracca, Coach Lazzaro, and Jelly playing bumper cocks.

by Jeremy Thundercox April 10, 2010

CockShnager

my bro was getting pissed off by my lil bro and he was like fukin skittzing it so he goes fuk off u cockshnager

cockshnager means a fukin dickhead,fag,and anything u want 2 inult some1 with

John the cockshnager fuked my girlfriend

by Tarran Constable August 19, 2004

cockshock

the opposite to cock block. it is when you are hitting on a gal only to experience their significantly more attractive friend cockblock you. then to your surprise as the girl you were after before leaves the situation the cockblocker now turns to you and goes as far as you let her go.

Boy 1 "So it was really annoying I was walking sally home and things were going well except for Lisa was there the whole time. I was really annoyed I would have asked to go into Sallys appartment but lisa was a total cockblock"
Boy 2 "Shit so no puss?"
Boy 1 "Facking right i got puss, I went home with Lisa. What a cockshock!"

by Jim402 December 9, 2008

cookstyles

Getting smoked in a race

"Yo! He just went cookstyles on you"

by Ross McDonald July 22, 2003

cookst

When your strapped for cash and in a bad spot. When you can't do what you want to do

Hey do you wanna meet up to tonight . "No I can't I'm cookst tonight "

by Bacon neck September 12, 2017

Cookspice

Meaning when someone is angry/frustrated at something you’ve done or said so u let them cool off and just walk away or distance yourself by saying or texting cookspice

Kim: I can’t belive you would fuck with my best friend

Travis: cookspice
Kourtney: You’re acting like drunk slob-kabob’s

by INSTA@ October 13, 2019