Chelsea

A ugly looking horse ; fatter than a hot air ballon who's always dickpressed and has hoes everywhere she goes

Chelsea look there's ur twin *whale jumps out the water*

by fm:):):) August 7, 2017

Chelsea

An ass-eating bitch that will do anything to fit in. As said by Shakespeare, they may percieve as a flower, but inside they are the most nasty snake you'll ever encounter. Her friends are just as fake. She thinks she is superior to those 1,000,000,000x better than she'll ever be.
Happy birthday bitch.

That Chelsea needs to get a life.

by bosswhowreckbitch October 25, 2017

Chelsea

what can i say about chelsea. this is one crazy hoe. she’s a true crackhead. her dad probably sells drugs on the side and sue’s construction companies while her mother is adapting to life out of prison. but all in all she’s a great friend and never fails to make u laugh.

Friend One: Did you here Chelsea’s mom got out of prison?

Friend Two: Yeah idk how tho. She’s krazy.

by swordthrasher101 August 6, 2019

Chelsea

She is the type of person who will be ur friend up to a certain point and when that point comes she will talk shit about you and lie to ur face and then deny it and then want to be ur friend again and repeat but not all Chelsea’s are like that some/most are caring and beautiful people

I had a sleepover with Chelsea

by B_08 August 17, 2019

Chelsea

Chelsea looks like a demon 24/7 and make her chest pop out when she runs. Chelsea is always mean and annoying. She always slaps people

Guy: hey Chelsea u like oceano
Chelsea: u look like a tomato
Guy: u look like a devil 24/7
Chelsea: ...

by Heiend f December 4, 2019

Chelsea

She's a bitch, and she's a slut. Probably fucked all your friends when you weren't paying attention.

Oh shit it's Chelsea! Run away before she says some bullshit.

by ExposingDemTits June 20, 2020

Chelsea Lately

Chelsea Lately is a late night show on the E! Network hosted by the sharp, witty and intelligent Chelsea Handler. This half an hour show mostly has only 4 segments: The Intro, The Roundtable, Interview with celebrities such as Justin Bieber, Snoop Dogg, and T.I. The final segment is Chelsea's final thoughts. All 4 segments are halirous and wildly enjoyed by her devoted fans.

Dude 1: "Hey man, did you see Chelsea Lately last night?"
Dude 2: "Oh yeah man! I was roaring with laughter!"

by hrtbrkr2 August 5, 2010