cheating

a loser who goes behind your back and does crap with your best friend

Chris is an asshole because he was cheating on Bailey with Cora.

by cmr April 28, 2004

the Cheat

1. A yellow cat-like creature with black spots, known only to exist in Strongbadia.

2. One who is not dead.

3. One who looks like the Cheat.

4. One who you can't stay mad at.

The Cheat is not dead....no....the cheat is not dead.

by Ben September 10, 2003

Cheetham

A large pregnant monster known to lerk within the shadows of China town to feast on Asian flesh.

Oh no its a Cheetham!!!

by TIMEminer May 20, 2016

Cheeto

A big orange asshole

Omg. He’s such a Cheeto

by Imagine.dragons.lover January 24, 2018

cheeba nugs

nugs of cheeba. Also used to describe mad marijuana, tasty green nuggets or any kind of dankness.

"Lets go smoke the cheeba nugs."

by J.Rod April 29, 2006

cheaters discount

when a divorce settlement is adjusted from 50/50 based on infidelity. it doesn't matter whether it was the ex-wife that boned the trainer cuz he acted like he was interested in her boring stories, or whether it was the ex-husband getting off with the young hot bartender in the back cooler based on his generous tipping and free drink giving. what don't you understand here: in either case the cheater gets less than the cheatee. wtf, it's not that difficult a concept, get lost peasant.

guy1 - What's your prediction on how much cheaters discount Jen will give Steve?

girl1- Great question, Im thinkin like 70/30. If you think about it, yeah, she was in fact enjoying anal with her boss for a solid 3 years, but Steve did sort of deserve it, he was douchey quite a bit.

guy1: yeah that sounds about right.

by norwegianmissile January 21, 2010

cheatercheaterbestfriendeater

a song by Christofer Drew (nevershoutnever) in which he disses his ex-girlfriend for cheating on him with his best friend and many other people. the most epic cheating song ever.

guy: My girlfriend just broke up with me. :(
Christofer Drew: that's okay, she's a cheatercheaterbestfriendeater, she'll get std's soon enough. (:

by imintrouble; August 29, 2010