carpet bomb

The act of farting at random intervals down a hallway (such as a school or hotel) so that the origin of the smell is unknown.

Aw man I just laid a massive carpet bomb on the 5th floor of that hotel

by Ether December 29, 2004

carpetmints

can be used in the place of the word crap or words with the same meaning as crap.

1) OH CARPETMINTS!! i left my cats outside in the rainstorm.

or

2) Anthony: We have a test today on the anatomy of a cat.

Jessie: Oh my goodness, i didn't study. CARPETMINTS!!

by jess the spinster March 8, 2008

do the drapes match the carpet

a girls hair color being the same has her pussy hair

your pussy hair is blonde just like on your head

by Chody May 27, 2003

carpet eater

someone who eats vagina.

What a carpet eater

Etymology: from the latin term "Carpe Diem"

by DutchRutterlover April 2, 2009

The Carpet Cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

"That bitch never even saw the carpet cleaner coming."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

carpet commando

one who is down on all 4's scanning the carpet for methamphetamine. (or drugs of the sort)

you walk into a room and see somone picking through the carpet, they are going carpet commando.

by Ezekiel Melinko March 9, 2007

Carpe Dime

Carpe Dime is a latin phrase for ...Seize the Money!

Mark.....Did ya hear what our NEW IRS slogan?

John.....No What is it?

Mark.....Carpe Dime!......Seize the Dime!

John....Ya they want as much of our money as possible!

by The Wiz! June 26, 2010