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Canada's History

When a man is sexing a woman in the anus and his penis becomes covered in shit. He then pulls out his penis and jizz's in her eye, she than in return pisses in his mouth, which is already filled with mentoes and diet coke
Guy: o man i showed Cindy Canada's history last night!
Guy 2: ew dude fuckin gross
by Sendalay February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A vile sexual act involving the Stanley Cup, a moose head, and maple syrup. The cup is filled with maple syrup, then doused upon the moose head, giving it a slippery, lubricated feel. You can figure out the rest.
We were looking to spice things up, so we tried Canada's History. I can never look at her the same.
by ColbertNation14 February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

it means to take a Stanley cup filled with the shit of Ryan Reynolds and Avril Lavigne lubricated with Maple Syrup inside the vaginal area of a transgender, while inserting the ends of a moose's antlers into the rectum's of both the transgender and the other person.

Ironically the first known usage of this sexual act occurred as soon as The Beaver changed its name to Canada's History by Stephen Colbert and 72 transgender virgins of unknown origin.

The addition of canadian animals into the sexual act itself is optional.
Damn, did you see what Toby did to that transgender? He totally Canada's Historyed the shit out of it!
by VivaLaColdplaya May 16, 2010
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Canada's History

Canada's history is terriable, and filled with many unspeakable events. It was first brought around by French fur traders, and has been going in for a few hundred years. Many times the Stanley Cup has been in this horriable move.

It is where one takes a jar of maple syrup (has kept Canada's History stable in export for others to use) and lather it on the male penis. Use the stickiness to slide it through a hole in the Stanley cup that runs all the way through, and let the semen enter a hollowed out moose antler a female has up her utereus.

Many have seen Canada's History as evidence that these seemingly polite people are truly evil and ice-holes.
"Did you hear Kevin and Miranda were so upset at the so few golds Canada has earned, -eh?"
"Yeah, -eh. They preformed Canada's History to relieve the despair."
"No! I thought they were respectable people."
by Sonic Screwdriver February 19, 2010
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Canada's History

the most absolutely depraved sex act one can imagine. it involved caribou antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Man: Dude, my girlfriend and I got a crash course in Canada's History last night.
Friend: Oh, THAT'S why you smell like maple syrup.
by ihavrocketlegs February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

a sexual act so distasteful that truck stop hookers will charge double and 2 packs of cigarettes to get the gerbil back out and unplug the jumper cables.
Trixie gave me Canada's History and it costs me 60 bucks and a carton of Marlboros.
by wapeaka February 5, 2010
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canada's history

the sexual act of having a group of men with explosive diarrhea defecate into an unconscious woman's vagina. After all the men present have made bowel movements, the woman is hung upside down by her feet. The men then take turns guzzling maple syrup and then inducing vomit onto the woman's vagina. The woman, still hung by her feet, is spun around in circles so the rope, cable or chain used to bind her, when let go, causes her to spin wildly out of control. As this happens, the men masturbate. The last man to ejaculate is punched in the face until the suspended woman stops spinning and comes to a complete and total rest. That man is then adorned with moose antlers and must sit on a replica of the stanley cup whittled from the largest log of a beaver dam. The replica also must be filled with poutine (a canadian cuisine consisting of french fries, cottage cheese and gravy). He must remain on this replica until the suspended woman has awakened and consumed all of the aforementioned contents of her vagina with a red and white candy-striped crazy straw.
Stephen Colbert had to suspend his show for a week because he stayed home sick from participating in Canada's History.
by bar britters February 5, 2010
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