California paint chips

The remnants of dried semen on a teenager's bedroom walls made from flinging the jizzum around the room after masturbation.

Lol my little brother has California paint chips flung all over his room.

by Pnarls October 21, 2011

California divorce

When a married couple from California get divorced, but still have sex with each other.

Jim and Janes terms of their "California Divorce" include Jim paying alimony, child support and sleeping with jane on the weekends.

by d-harrell October 19, 2003

california state bird

Extension of middle finger at asshole drivers Most common bird found in California.

That mother f*@ker just gave me the california state bird!

by baldy555666 October 10, 2008

california twister

rotational fisting whilst dressed as a bear

"i picked up my costume and he gave me a california twister"

by steamy119 March 29, 2010

California igloo

When a male applies icy hot to his testicles before mating

"Damn girl you gon experience a california igloo tonight"

by Crisp muffin August 16, 2016

California

One of the only places where 65° weather is considered freezing.

Californian: Omg, it's FREEZING out here.. I'm about to die bro!!
Average Joe: Uh.. It's 65° ...Get real, "bro."

by BoxersBro October 25, 2010

California Dentist

The act of telling your friends/family one thing and then going off and having sex.

Me and my girlfriend went and had a California Dentist last night after telling our parents we were going to the movies.

by Pitman123 June 23, 2007