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Alternative NNN Calendar

Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December
I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.

Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Of course bro, i am always up for a challenge.
by Delays April 15, 2024
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Slide into calendar

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"Hey Hege, I noticed an empty time slot on your Outlook… mind if I slide into your calendar?"

"First, he asked for a ‘brainstorm session.’ Then, a ‘strategy sync.’ Now, a ‘team lunch’? Hege, he’s definitely sliding into your calendar!"

"I saw him lingering by Hege’s desk all week—dude’s trying to slide into her calendar."
by Calendar Creep February 27, 2025
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Alaskan Advent Calendar

The act of jizzing in one hole of an advent calendar every day until there are no more left. Then you freeze it overnight and then eat the chocolates. When you have all of chocolates in your mouth, you have oral sex with your bitch and then shoot her with a massive load of cum, and when she is knocked out from the cum, you throwing her out the window onto a freeway.
I gave my bitch and Alaskan Advent Calendar and the funeral is next thursday.
by 6117 March 11, 2025
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PJ Woods and Co Calendar

Calendar full of the craziest days of the year
I checked my bro's calendar to realize it was a PJ Woods and Co Calendar
by RyZ Raps November 12, 2025
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21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38
21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38
by coleen38 August 31, 2023
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