Jada Calaf

Jada is an amazing person to be around and she is one of the best friends you could ever have. Jada is VERY freaky but in a funny way. An guy would be lucky to have her. She can make you laugh even when you’re sad and she has no problem beating someone up for you. She says she is fat but she really isn’t and she knows that. If you are lucky enough to be friends with a Jada don’t lose her.

Jada Calaf is my best friend

by #JustARandomBoredPerson December 10, 2019

Urban Calamari

Used condoms one finds in parking lots and back alleys.

The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.

by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019

One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Cazalaca calaca poochalum

A slang term used by Subway Surfer Tiktok to describe your c00chi3 la p00chi3

Me and my friend were in school and we were on our periods, our teachers were being mean to use so we got up onto the top of our tables and shot our period blood at him from our "cazalaca calaca poochalum's"

by CazalacaCalacaPoochieCoochie February 18, 2021

Cazalaca calaca poochalum

A variation of the slang term used on Subway Surfer Tiktok Story Videos to refer to a C00ch13

I was on my period and I had to go to school, my teacher was mean to me and locked me in the classroom when I asked to leave to change my pad so i got my water bottle and under the table i let as much blood drip out of my Cazalaca calaca poochalum as possible and threw my fish blood in his face

by CazalacaCalacaPoochieCoochie February 18, 2021

Cat Calabrese

Cat Calabrese is a pop vocalist, singer, and songwriter from Cleveland, OH. In 2021, her hit single "Quicksand" got numerous positive reviews thus leading to her popularity in the music industry.

She writes her lyrics with fearless vulnerability while weaving in memorable and catchy pop melodies. The rising star Cat Calabrese is on an upbeat vibe that takes listeners on an adventure.

by Brandon Stennis December 1, 2021

Grubby Calamari Bitch

A grubby bitch that loves her calamari and also smells vaguely squidlike
See also; Jumbalaya, Jimberino, Jimbus2000, Josh, Jumby

Where did all the Calamari go?
Oh, the Grubby Calamari Bitch ate it all

by ElonMonke March 15, 2022