sunday confessional

The act of making a girl leave after a night of sexual destruction by telling her that he has clymydia/crabs/etc. and that he is pretty sure its going to be cold today but dont try to take any of his clothes when you leave, even though you lost your pants and didnt wear a jacket.

Travis used the sunday confessional because he was too hung over to even get out of his loft and ehhh it was kind of chilly.

by Robertson Howard February 5, 2008

broke conversation

a conversation when not much is said; akward conversations

person1:hey wats up
person2:nothing much,you?
Person1:just chillin
person2:ok...this is a broke conversation

by its.royalty April 20, 2009

Stripper Convention

A party where every girl is a total whore and will grind or fuck any male in the vicinity

damn, that party wasn't just a grindfest, it was a stripper convention.

by <3Weed October 19, 2009

Premature Conversation

The act of, in theatre, saying your line before the person your talking to, making the dialog sound weird.

Damn, tom just had a bad case of Premature Conversation.

Yeah, the play is ruined!

by The Theatre Boy March 14, 2011

Conversation Vampire

Someone that boring, that as soon as they become involved in a conversation with others….the life is sucked dry out of it. The people involved in said conversation disperse…leaving an unlucky sole alone with Conversation Vampire.....wishing he had left earlier!

Out for drinks with work letting your hair down…..
Along comes Conversation Vampire .
Has nothing to add, just stands there looking glum
Others get annoyed with this
Conversation Dies!

by AnnieWhiffkins December 15, 2008

normal conversation

A conversation of a socially acceptable topic/nature.

A common conversation.

A frequently used topic of socially acceptable standards used to converse with a broad audience.

Billy:"Hey Jimmy, hows the family?"

Jimmy:"Good, thx for asking. Hows you and yours Bill?"

Billy:"Great, doing great! You have a chance to see the new movie?"

Jimmy:"Ya, it was bad ass!"

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Sal:"Whats the weather looking like tomorrow?"

A Normal Conversation is the social Median as defined by the Majority as being Avarage.

by MD Tron July 2, 2016

man boob convention

the secondary response to the question, Tipy Toe? Meaning are we leaving?, but not letting the other people you are with know you had a plan to go if the party, or hang out spot, sucked.

Me and tom were in the pool when he called Tipy toe, it sucked so bad i instantly called MAN BOOB CONVENTION, and we left without prompting anyone.

by Mathew Kiley October 18, 2008