chip the keeper

(v) A term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish act, one of many that involve the use of snack foods (Doritos, Fritos, etc.). Chip Fetishists - or Chipishts, as they call themselves - often prefer and endorse Lay's Rippled Potato Chips. "Chip the keeper" is the specific action in which a Chipisht crumbles Lay's Rippled Potato Chips over the naked body of his/her lover. The two people then rub their bodies together (not actually engaging in sexual union) until an optimal oily film has been produced between the bodies, secreting what Chipishts believe is the aphrodisiac scent of the Potato Chip. Heightened sensation is said to result.

Tonight, I want to chip the keeper, baby. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by MsSvelte April 11, 2003

chip shovels

The hands of an extremely obese woman. i.e. for use of shoveling chips into ones mouth.

"Rosie belted Len to the floor with her chip shovels."

by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006

Brotato Chip

Swag way to talk to ya broodas

Sup my Brotato Chip's

by iiTeEhEeii June 1, 2018

Chip Chop

To chop a tree down double speed

PewDiePie says Chip Chop while he chops down tree in minecraft

by yeetttttttt September 13, 2019

Texas Potato Chip

When you cum on a girls leg and let it dry, and then you force her to eat it off

"Dude i love texas potato chips"

by beandipthe3 March 4, 2010

Woah woah woah buddy! you got to much dip on your chip

When someone is being annoying and starts lying about shit

Guy one:You're really ugly and annoying. (But he's lying and he's just mad)
Guy two:Woah woah woah buddy! you got to much dip on your chip!

by IDontPot October 16, 2019

chip

A quick hit, usually to the face or chin. To punch or jab someone.

Yo I swear da next time I see dat nigga imma chip him

by jerz nigga March 25, 2009