Schrödinger’s chat

When you receive a chat notification on your phone, see the preview snippet, but are either too reticent or to read the full message. So the message is both simultaneously good and bad at the same time. This provides the reassurance required to continue to ignore the message.

*beep beep* Ooop a WhatsApp from the boss, nah I'll give that the Schrödinger’s chat treatment for now.

by hobnobz May 27, 2020

Chat nigga

A chat nigga is a corny man, who rides a grown mans dick, this grown man that they dickride also rides other grown men’s dicks for a living.

“Yo that boy corny asf”
“Yeh he a chat nigga”

by Chattanooga January 5, 2020

chat gravity

The degree of familiarity with another person, which, if you chance to encounter them on the street, will determine if you merely greet them in passing or stop to talk.

We saw each other on the sidewalk and said 'hello' to each other. But she was just a friend of a friend I'd only met once or twice before, and there wasn't enough chat gravity to merit stopping and chatting.

by ClevelandRox March 20, 2006

Group Chat

The most confusing things ever

What the fuck is happening ?? Why is everyone texting so fast in this group chat. What the fuck

by ZE Burrito July 31, 2016

Rip in the chat

no one really knows what it means, it is just said

"She just got rolled" "Oh, major rip in the chat

by caitlincallin27 June 19, 2017

weather chatting

describing a conversation using weather chatting means the conversation wasn't covering anything important. On the contrary, it was a meaningless conversation about the weather, the kids or the latest news.

guy 1: I just talk to my boss
guy 2: what about ?
guy 1:humm weather chatting, nothing important
guy 2:I see I see...

by ThefrenchMan October 21, 2009

ranboos chat

LITERALLY THE BEST PEOPLE EVER IF YOU ARE RANBOOS CHAT I LOVE YOU. and also ranboo is a twitch streamer and you should check him out and his offline chat. he streams everyday around 5pm est or earlier or later!

ranboos live
yeah look at chat

their really kind

and they are really funny too i love them
i do too :D
ranboos chat is the best chat on twitch ever!!

by froglikesranboo June 26, 2021