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California Middle School

A smaller middle school, built in the 1930's to school Junior High students in the Sacramento area. This school is known for its outstanding STAR test scores as well as its titles for National Championships in debating. The teachers located there are experienced, some teachers deriving from Ivy League schools in the East Coast. The students there are a mix of preppies, wangstas, and the normal everyday student. Cal Middle has Sports programs, such as Track, Soccer, Basketball, Golf, and Softball. California Middle School has been recognized as a California Distinguished School on numerous occasions, past and present. It is situated in the wealthy and upper middle class neighborhood of Land Park, where the students are in safe enviroments near or on school grounds. Its GATE (Gifted And Talented Education) learning program is famous for quality and excellence, with over half of the school population bening member of the program. Overall this school kicks some major ass...
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by CalMiddleJester March 9, 2011
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California Bull Ride

A sexual act where the male, while having anal sex on top of the girl, informs the girl that he has AIDS, and then sees how long he can stay inside of her without being bucked off.
Mark was giving it to Margret and decided to pull a California Bull ride. He broke his previous record, lasting a full 9 seconds.
by Mizzle Mizzle July 1, 2011
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california girls

Typical stereotypes :
#1 super hot, popular, rich
#2 stupid, fake, self-centered
Reality:
they are basically just normal girls. They are sometimes tan because of the sun, and sometimes they are good-looking- They could also be stupid, smart, cute, funny, serious, nice, mean, weird, laid-back, active, or anything any other girl on the planet is. There are farms in California , snowy mountains, desert, lakes, and many other environments, CA is definitely diverse. No they are not all like those people on those so called "reality" shows. In fact only a very, very small population of CA girls are like that. Also the majority of CA girls have brown hair. Not as many girls as you would think girls have blonde hair in CA, and even when they have blonde hair they are RARELY ever stupid.
I've lived in California all my life.

some dude: California is awesome all those hot blondes that surf.

some other jerk-face: Oh those stupid California girls they are just so fake.

an actual Californian: Have you guys even been to California? You watch MTV don't you...
by DaydayEB August 18, 2012
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California Border Hop

A prank originating in Maryland to be performed during sexual intercourse.

YOU NEED:
-A girl, preferably one who is willing to have sex with you.
-A friend
-A room with a closet and a window.

WHAT YOU DO:
Step 1: Make your friend hide in the closet.
Step 2: Convince the girl to have sex with you while looking out the window.
Step 3: During intercourse, the friend silently comes out from the closet and you switch with him. Unbeknownst to her, your friend is now having sex with the girl.
Step 4: Go outside, in view of the window, and wave at your girl.
-CAUTION-
It is quite likely that performing the California Border Hop will put your friend's penis will soon be in peril and his face may soon have a red hand mark imprinted on it.
by thiswasforthelulz August 12, 2009
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california fling

A sexual adventure free of hassles, commitments or drama. Something light and fun filled.
by AnaJP October 6, 2006
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California Handshake

When a young woman corners you in a mexican restaurant and demands that you grab her breasts. Alcohol is usually involved.
Dude, I was just chilling at Rigos and a girl gave me a California Handshake then offered me a beer.
by dstigs April 28, 2011
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california vending machine

Ramming a girl in the ass while drinking a Coke. Right before he finishes the coke, blows the load in the can, mixes it up, pores it in her ass and sucks it back out. The exchanges the liquid into her mouth as she swallows it.
Austin was so excited to tell his friends that he did the California Vending Machine with his girlfriend Shelby
by Zockthecock September 23, 2013
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