Butter Badge

An extremely moist asshole. May be caused by sweat, other bodily fluids, swamp ass, a shart, a poor wipe job or general uncleanliness.

I need to go Re-wipe. I got a butter badge.

I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.

Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.

I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Fap Butter

(See fap.) AKA Vaseline. Every good fap needs some quality fap butter.

Tim: Man, I wanted to fap tonight but I ran out of fap butter. I sent my mom out to the store to go get some.

by Pickles McSimpson January 14, 2013

Tub of butter

A genuinely great guy. A guy you can really call your bro.

Person 1: Hey man you know my boy Oscar?
Person 2: Yeah Oscar my real tub of butter

by atticus g May 1, 2019

Turkey Butter

Bullshit that sounds good as he'll

Believable bullshit

"Damn thats some turkey butter bruh"
"Man that story was turkey butter"

by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D September 18, 2017

butter belly

A beautiful girl with a voluptuous body, meaning full breasts, thick thighs, and smallish waist. A girl with the body of a woman. Butter bellied chicks are tone but they have soft stomachs like a pillow, not bony or fat. It's an old term for a thick girl.

She has it all; the big breasts, the thick ass, the shapely thighs and a nice soft butter belly to complete the perfect woman.

by Akarealnegro November 16, 2014

Crumb butter

The reminance of unused butter that has been scaped off the knife and resides on the rim of the butter tub

Me: We've run out of butter
Gf: Have you used the crumb butter?
Me: No, im not homeless

by Jizmnasium April 23, 2017

Butter Popsicle

1. The sloppiest, saltiest, most savory dome known to man.
2. A beegizzle

"The Ice cream man fell to his knees when I demanded a Butter Popsicle "

"Yo dude, Courtney just gave me the craziest Butter Popsicle I have ever been given under the summer sun."

by Thegreatblumpkin6969 May 20, 2016