Beaker

A person who makes sorry attempts at befriending co-workers. Annoying, nerdy, foreign and disgusting to look at. Makes up stories to make themselves seem "normal".

"That girl with the hideous poisonous scab juice tattoo is a real Beaker!"

by Dontsitnearmebeaker May 23, 2005

Beaker

This Teacher/person is the BEST teacher in the entire world no one can top this person. She/he is deserve's an award for the best teacher, she/he is kind, nice, and generous.

Hi Beaker
Hi ___ how is your day?
Good, how is your day?
mine is awesome, do you want 10 minutes early to lunch?
Sure thank you so much!

by Jayden's Name sucks September 1, 2022

beaker

Gay bald guy, as in right said fred.
Common gay term of endearment for bald people who are gay.

Oh it's beaker.

He's Beaker.

by Rob Cummings June 15, 2004

bleakers

1. awesome, cool, great, spectacular, fly, sweet, rad, awe-inspiring
2.crazy, insane, unrealistic

used when someone says something you think is great
ex:- Hey! I just got a new Jeep Cherokee

-Bleakers!

by MissNewb December 17, 2009

bleaker

when one accidentally spits while talking.

i spit on you accidentally, therefore, i am a bleaker, SHIT!

by ;lasdhfpodsasflja May 8, 2008

Breakenstein

I device used to smoke marijuana that has been broken and repaired numerous times, usually resulting in a deformed yet functional piece.

This piece has been broken so many times, we should call it Breakenstein.

by Noj-noj January 13, 2009

Beaker Moment

Named after the Muppet character Beaker, a Beaker Moment is a series of actions that a normally level headed individual will exhibit when reaching a heightened level of stress or agitation without being able to constructively control the outburst or by failing to seek assistance in dealing with an increasingly convoluted situation.

The end result can encompass adverse, out-of-character, uncontrolled outburst in the form of incoherent mutterings and sounds, accompanied by aggressive, multi-directional emails that incite and spin up other parties often spurring on inquisitive looks and head scratchings.

Ultimately a very uncharacteristic outburst of outright frustration, paranoia, and severe agitation.

"Joe, I need you to help Ryan control his outbursts. He got overwhelmed in a production meeting and had a Beaker Moment that got everyone's attention."

by HSecurity February 5, 2010