Brandon

The most amazing man you'll ever meet. Gorgeous eyes, sexy, smart, strong, fucking fantastic in bed. Muscles galore and knows how to smile in ways that'll make you tingle inside and out. Brandon is the perfect father, lover and partner so make sure you're ready for kids because you don't wanna lose this opportunity ladies. Puts the D in DILF. Redefines the Dad Bod. Legend.

Woman 1: Did you see that Brandon over there?
Woman 2: OMG, is that why my ovaries were tingling?!
Woman 1: Probably, that man is such a DILF.

Man 1: Ugh, I'm trying my best to be more of a Brandon.
Man 2: I know mate, that guy really fucking sets the bar.
Man 1: What a legend.

by RiskyM July 21, 2021

brandon

a dick sucking asshole fucking mole rat periodtt

hey ur such a brandon

by revengebitch33 May 5, 2019

Brandon

Stupid bich will never be good vith anyone

Ahh brandon is so stupid

by Ilaiwtmh February 6, 2019

Brandon

An egg

Break 3 Brandons into the bowl then whisk thoroughly

by Zadel November 6, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is a very annoying person with crooked teeth an a even more crooked sexuality.Brandon also has a weird obsession with cars. As of recently Brandon has been seen twisting his sack in a convulsing manner to cars, just out right destroying them with a new coat of white paint.

if Brandon ever sees a truck, make sure you cover your ears ...

by BØT BOY September 28, 2019

Brandon

That homeless guy you see living under the staircase. He is nice, but you can't take your mind off that smell radiating from his body that you can't identify.

Damn, did you see that homeless guy sleeping in his own vomit?

Ya bro, he looks like such a Brandon

by MrToasty November 5, 2015

Brandon

a mother ducking asshole who can only forcus in one thing and it ain't gonna be you
also is fucking werid and antisocial asf

Oh so he's a Brandon, hA good luck with that Brandon's are never good.

by uGhidfk October 20, 2018