blogosphere

A buzzword created to represent the overall bloging bloggity blog blog community. Often used by those who want to convince themselves that they are some sort of "internet professional", but instead come off as sounding completely ridiculous.

I cant believe there are people who still use the word blogosphere in sentences that are intended to sound intelligent.

by ZipZopZoobityBop September 27, 2006

blogworthy

Literally, worthy of blogging.

Describes an event, series of events, or (broadly) adventure that would be of general edification, amusement, and/or interest to humanity at large. The term is objective; thus, an adventure only interesting enough to appeal to one's friends or to readers of a blog on a specific topic does not apply.

By the time Don got back from his hard-negotiated eight minutes with Sheila, Mistress of the Thousand Pleasures, the trip to Vegas had become officially blogworthy.

by Shiney June 11, 2006

The Freeway Blogger

A fat, cowardly pussy who spends his time putting up stupid signs that no one cares about. This unintelligent Californian feels he is doing a patriotic deed, but considering his signs obviously don't create any change, he's just wasting his time. He also spends time in bathhouses, most likely taking it up the pooper.

The Freeway Blogger is nothing but a spineless little bitch. He runs from his signs with his tail tucked nicely between his fat legs.

by Scarlet The Douche January 25, 2009

Blogger

"Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits." - Maddox

any user of www.livejournal.com, www.greatestjournal.com, etc.

by Henry Hayes August 30, 2005

blogger

derived from weblogger, s.o. who keeps a weblog, a diary on the internet.

You'll find plenty crappy bloggs on the net.

by The Crow January 24, 2004

The Freeway Blogger

A fat, blubbering idiot with no intelligence whatsoever. He paints silly little signs, puts them up on the freeway, then blogs about it on the interwebs. He holds himself in high regard, although most people who encounter him just see him as the overweight slob that he is.

The freeway blogger put up some signs the other day and no one cared.

by ScarletThePussy January 23, 2009

blogarrhea

A condition where a person posts rambling, long, or frequent entries in their blog.

Katie's got bad blogarrhea. This is her fifth entry about how her day is going and it's not even noon.

by Violet Glaze November 15, 2005