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Blag

Someone who is annoying/boring without any reason for being as such
John acts like a blag during sleepovers
by Joe_Potato12 December 19, 2024
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Blachinky

Slur used for individuals of African American and Asian descent, often believed to have been derived by the combination of the words Black and “chink” though the true origin is unknown. (Historically used by cops)
You know who my favorite blachinky is? Hines Ward.
by Queefybeefybeefcurtains69 February 1, 2026
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Baghdad pendulum

It is a sex practice that involves two people spitting someone’s penis from mouth to mouth while French kissing. It has 3 variations:
1) Conservative:

Two women French kiss over a dick of a man and repeatedly put his dick into the other mouth.
2) Tyrannical:
Same, as 1 but with a chopped off dick. This is a practice of Saddam Hussein himself and his associates.
3) Modern:
It was invented by Savva Vovk. He is known for his ability to suck himself. The practice involves him taking his dick into mouth, while positioning himself for a woman to approach him from the top and kissing him on his lips. The pendulum begins with the girl inserting a dildo into his anal as a signal. Then oscillations begin and the practice is the same with the other two variations.
by Baghdad theoretic August 14, 2025
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blageing

The act of lifting up a woman by her anus and vagina, similar to that of a bowling ball.
Dude I've been grip-training all week I'm so ready to blage my girl tonight.

I've been blageing my gf all last night.
by not plorbo January 8, 2026
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Cordon Blag

The practice, nay, ART of making up food as you go along to cover a previous mistake.

Usually used in a professional capacity in Restaurants when you have run out of something, but haven't told the customer, or making something you've forgotten to do.
Example 1:

Chef #1:Hey dude, this bag of prawns isn't cooked

Ninja Chef:Stick them in the Dishwasher

Chef #1:That guy is a true "Cordon Blag" artist.

Example 2:

Chef 1#: We haven't got any lamb curry left

Ninja chef: Just chop up a lamb shank, add roast vegetables, curry paste and microwave. Done.

Chef #1: Isn't that unethical

Ninja Chef: Silence you!
by Jerkston Alfalfa April 22, 2009
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Lil’ Baghdad

The worst part of the hood, where you can get stabbed, whilst getting robbed, whilst getting shot. AKA, the place in the hood, that nigga’s from the hood don’t even fuck with.
Man, I normally buy my weed from Ron, dude’s got that fire, but he live in Lil’ Baghdad, last time I was there someone got shot, while they was tryna steal my car.
by Big James June 18, 2018
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mark blagaevschi

Greatest foriegner going and is lethal to be friends with.
Mark Blagaevschi is a great friend to have.
by TheMainPersonHimself January 3, 2019
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