Old fair guy

Old fair guy ia a class 1 cunt that will ban you from being within 100 feet of his Fukin fair

That old fair guy is an absolute cunt

by Old fair guy June 7, 2019

Fair Maid Nelly

the maid that cicero talks about stabbing all the time

"when I next meet that fair maid nelly, I'Il
plunge my knife into her belly!"

by Realitykit January 15, 2022

Hit The Fair One

Something You Say when you want To Fight Someone.

Bob : Let’s Hit The Fair One Since You keep Talking Shit!

by Picklecheese1 February 1, 2018

Fair Weather Ownership

When credit is claimed when things go well, but blame is assigned elsewhere when things don't.

One of my team members believes in Fair Weather Ownership. People were happy when he made a big song and dance about the dashboard he just built. When somebody pointed out a minor glitch his response was "it's not my code. it's Firefox that's making it error like that".

by tanjung March 31, 2015

The Folsom Street Faire

a fair that allows men to wank and ejaculate from apartment windows, landing on people below

we went to the The Folsom Street Faire came home coverd in jizz,

by NYMPH<3 April 3, 2017

Fair Suck of the Sav

Australian slang - exclamation of incredulity, as in 'You've got to be kidding'.

Man 1: "Pie and sauce thanks mate"

Man 2: "That'll be seven bucks"

Man 1: "Fair suck of the sav!"

by Case Smith April 2, 2007

Fair Way to the Shooter

A toilet that is a lengthy distance away from the origin. A term used only when one has had too many alcoholic beverages causing the distance to seem more lengthy than it actual is.
Only for use by a fair-dinkum Aussie who is so smashed that he cannot see the urinal he has just fallon onto. Asked to a complete stranger that the fair-dinkum Aussie has never seen before or will see ever again.

Ay mate, it's a fair way to the shooter innit?
That shazza goes fukin 'ard 'ay I hear; I wanna shag her but its a fair way to the shooter, I don't think I can make it.

by Kent Kentish December 19, 2004