Baseball

An sport where people who can’t handle the roughness and skill lacrosse takes

Bro1: it hurts to much to play lacrosse

Bro2: ik lets play baseball and be a virgin forever

by Laxboi7748 May 31, 2019

Baseball

A bunch of gags playing with balls

Joe: yo dude wanna play baseball
Kevin: you mean gay sex?

by Ur dad son June 4, 2019

Baseball

a sport where people play to impress your girlfriend

josh: you want to win the baseball game tonight?
Jerry: I hope so my girlfriend Jessica said if we won she’d bang me, if we lose we break up.
Josh: good luck making a baby then.

by Hunter416 June 21, 2019

baseball

you kick someone in the balls with a basic bat.

man she baseballed him hard.
why?
heard he cheated on her or something.

by Ch0clateM1lk April 10, 2019

Baseball

A pussy sport that consists of chunky losers that think that all the girls love them.

"Yo Dustin from baseball gets so many girls"... "Yeah but he's fat"

by zooweemama1738 July 29, 2019

Baseball

Gay as shit. Case fucking closed. If you want to play a sport that doesn’t suck camel dick go play lacrosse not a pussy sport like baseball.

Connor: I’m going out for the baseball team.
Ryan: Ok fag go play baseball you lil bitch.

by Mikeshit September 9, 2019

Baseball

Baseball is a sport for kids that are too scared to play lacrosse, and can’t pick up a lacrosse stick

Ur mom: lil Timmy just scored a home run!
Me: baseball is trash, lacrosse is a million times better

by Maddie a.s October 13, 2019