Baseball

A replacement word used between a boyfriend and a girlfriend instead of kissing or making out. Used for it's unsuspiciousness so others don't know what's going on

Me and Clayton are going to play baseball for a couple of hours.

by whitecoyote69 April 21, 2017

Baseball Hitter

a six foot man with a stick that uses the stick to hit baseballs thrown to a catcher by a Baseball Pitcher

the Baseball Hitter has a big ass

by retarded man in your ass March 22, 2021

Baseball

Gay as shit. Case fucking closed. If you want to play a sport that doesn’t suck camel dick go play lacrosse not a pussy sport like baseball.

Connor: I’m going out for the baseball team.
Ryan: Ok fag go play baseball you lil bitch.

by Mikeshit September 9, 2019

Alaskan Baseball

When you’re giving a blowjob and instead of moving your lips up and down, you spin your head around the dick while you have your mouth on it. You do this enough times while the guy lays down so you’re dizzy. If you spin too much, you’ll throw up on his dick, and that will (not) be pretty.

Hey baby, you want to try a new position tonight? How about Alaskan Baseball? I want to make you spin!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 28, 2019

baseball boys

The earths core isn’t as hot as baseball boys. that’s it.

“DAMN BASEBALL BOYS THROW ME LIKE YOU THROW THAT BALL”

by your dads left nut July 19, 2022

baseball

a rlly gay sport ngl

John: Oh dude you play baseball?
Alex: Yeah its super fun dude

by poop man 5000 May 30, 2021

Baseball, huh?

That tracks; that makes sense.

Adopted from a comedy skit posted on Youtube by Youtuber @aljokes on 11th March, 2025.

Person 1: "Ah shit, my brother got in a car accident. Apparently someone hit him in the parking lot."
Person 2: "Who hit him?"
Person 1: "An elderly Asian lady."
Person 2: "Baseball, huh?"

by pimanesque March 31, 2025