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Barbie Lesbian Bondage

The music girl: Babe want to do some Barbie Lesbian Bondage?
The soccer girl: Totally, babe.
by Fairly Local Lesbian January 22, 2019
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Memphis Barbie Q Grill

This is the smile of an otherwise flawless drag queen with visibly rotten teeth(meth mouth), sewer breath(decaying pig meat, bourbon, river water, semen). A mouth that shows a clear lack of any form of dental plan. It would most likely have the smoke from a Newport billowing from it that can be seen and smelled from miles away.
Gu, did you see that trannie with the auburn hair, Louis bag and fierce brow from last night?

The one that looked kinda like Beyonce?

Yeah! I went to tip her a dollar on her second number but when she showed too much of that Memphis Barbie Q Grill, I just kept my buck and walked away!….GURRL!!!
by Covergirl September 25, 2010
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I watch babies sleeping

The catch phrase of beloved superhero Awkward Creepy Old Man (ACOM)
by hhhhhhhl June 22, 2011
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Have my babies

An exclamation used to convey sheer joy and excitement when someone does a good deed for you or for others, especially during times when you really needed it. The phrase comes from the idea that you're so thankful for the good deed that you'd be willing to offer them your (future) offspring.

It is basically a more melodramatic and facetious way of saying "you're the best!" (which can also be used together)
"Hey mate, I know we don't talk much anymore but I'm seriously having a money crisis right now. I just had to pay a fine and don't have enough money to pay rent which is due next week. I just need to borrow $50, I promise I'll pay it back as soon as I get my next paycheck."

"Of course, I gotchu man it's all gucci."

"Bruhhhh have my babies, you're the best!!!!"
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Dumpster Babies

The Dumpster Babies were an elite fighting force in the war on terror. Their members were comprised of the bastard children of central Texas prostitutes. They were raised by the state and taught a variety of complex fighting styles. The trademark look of the Dumpster Babies were their horrendous mustaches and mirrored aviator sunglasses.
Mohammed: They killed the men, sold the children and went family style on the women.

Habeeb: Fuckin' Dumpster Babies!
by Randy the failed abortion October 22, 2009
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barbie hair

BAR-bee hare (adv.) - the act of multiple splooging (or splooge festival) in a passed-out woman's hair, leaving her with a crusty lid much like a barbie doll that's been in the attic for some time.
"Melissa dear, please hand me the conditioner, I consumed copious amounts of alcoholic beverages and awoke to find myself with such a terrible case of barbie hair."
by mr & jb September 3, 2006
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Backwoods Barbie

A girl from the south. She rides quads, goes muddin, and she ain't afraid to get dirty. She looks good in daisy dukes and boots. She hunts and loves to fish. She will skin her own deer and can bait her own hook. She is a bad bitch. Don't make her mad cause that accent will get thicker.

Then..

She can wear six inch heels. Likes pink. She can do her hair and makeup like a super model. She is classy and elegant. And you'd never think she was cow tippin last night.
Guy: "That girl is the best of both worlds"

Guy#2: "She's a backwoods Barbie, for sure."

backwoods Barbie
by backwoodsbarbiee July 23, 2013
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