Brazilian Spider

When your girl hangs from the ceiling and you fuck the shit out of her until you cum in her and the cum drips out making a web.

I heard last week Henry and Kristen did a Brazilian spider and now Henry's carpet and roof are fucked.

by SME DOUSHEBAG September 19, 2016

Brazilian Tuck

It's when someone inserts their own penis into their own butthole.

Jerry: Yo, i don't have any clean undies so I Brazilian Tucked, is that gay?
Tom: No.

by dontaskmehowiknowthis September 18, 2020

brazilian blackhole

When you hang out with Brazilians too much and get stuck being with them until they out party you and you end in the fetus position on their couch. That within itself is not a Brazilian blackhole, but the next day when it’s time to leave, you can’t cause they’ve trapped you in a never-ending bender. It is at this moment you have entered and been subsequently trapped in a Brazilian blackhole.

Jacob: Hey Victor, I think I’m going to go home now, but last night was crazy!

Victor: Sounds good, but let’s get some food first

*They go to get food*

Victor: Hey let’s check out the bar even though it’s Sunday and 2 pm

Jacob: You're trying to put me in a Brazilian blackhole now aren’t you?

Victor: No man, I wouldn’t do that to you. After all, I have shit to do and can’t party

*Shortly after, Jacob’s sobriety has been compromised and he has entered a Brazilian blackhole yet again*

I am Jacob and this is happening to me right now. Help.

by TheSecretPussyFinder January 21, 2024

Brazilian S’more

A sex act where you shit and cum into a girls ass; the cheeks are the graham cracker, the shit is the chocolate, and the cum is the marshmallow

Damn, Mitch has a nice ass to Brazilian s’more!!

by TheReidShowSNAP January 30, 2020

Brazilian meat tower

A sexual act resembling an eiffel tower minus the girl. Multiple meats necessary.

Buren and Chase snuck off late last night; I bet they were making a Brazilian meat tower.

by ACS204 May 21, 2020

brazilian pencil

when you grab monkey shit off the ground, and use it to draw.

I grabbed my Brazilian Pencil.

by Marshal Caspian October 18, 2022

Brazilian Sweat-lodge

When your girlfriend walks in on you taking a shower, farts inside, and then holds the curtain down so you can't escape

Alex: I had a rough start to my day
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast

by PawlWawl August 14, 2016