THE BOB

a person that provides great HELLO'S

Man I just got THE BOB by this hot girl

by Tad Stovinsky December 22, 2003

Bob

Bend Over Buddy

Erika: Who is Timmy standing next to?
Julie: Oh that's his Bob

by E-Money7 November 13, 2010

Bob On

1. This is when you get a random erection.

or

2. When joking with your mates.
(also see 'Marley')

1. "OMG i have a Bob On, i hope no one sees!"

2. "OMG i just gold stared Run to the Hills on Rock Band, i have such a Bob On!"

by SGregz October 27, 2008

bob

abbreviation of bobvious...a pedantic individual who seeks recognition by splitting hairs over the most minor gramatical or logical error. does not realise noone likes a smartarse. due to personality is generally unsuccesful with ladies but not for want of trying...sleazy does it. likes girls with hippo hips as they present a larger target for his greasy tail and their cute little trotters fit better into his wellies for that...'noone gets away from mr tumnus' booty fuck. stares like hes trying to read a newspaper in another solar system. q' what does bob bring with him on the secod date?....a' everything....if u know him hes probably sat shirtless on your sofa trying to get next to your missus RIGHT now!

jo, i'm hurt, how can u not remember bob!!!

coz ur bobnoxious............bobviously

by gazzamongo August 5, 2006

Bob

That one guy that everybody has heard of but not many people really know him. He tends to be stupid when he attempts at humor, and his failed attempts at amusing a crowd end up amusing them more than he planned. He fails, but it's funny, so isn't afraid to fail again.

"Did you see that guy fail at his backflip and break his neck?"
"Yeah, what a Bob, haha."

by Warlord Ghandi October 23, 2014

Bob

You piece of shit you just wanna DEFINE Bob, wow he will fuck your shit though the god dang multiverse whilest fuck ur gurl and removing your cock and after that he will bite you cock like a dorito taco bitch

Jay: oh shit I called bob a bed name
Jill: just and yourself it will be less painful

by NatorGator152 October 5, 2018

bob

bob is a wasteful person and will most likely be homeless he has a lower IQ than a kevin if you see a smart bob kill them immediately because there most likely planning to make kfc run out of chicken again or hacking everyone's nocia bricks so truly evil but he can only be killed by zoomer humor because all bobs think millennials are stupid and cant do anything another possible way is to say ok boomer to him.

look at that bob

by killtheminions November 30, 2019