Blowing out Birds

The act of holding a fart through a date which leads to a climatic event that feels similar to that of blowing a small bird out your ass at high pressure

(conversation between friends after leaving their dates)
example 1:

friend 1: "Dude!, whats that smell?"
friend 2: "I just blew out a bird man! I was holding it all through the movie."

Example 2:

"Don't sit next to Christina, I think she has been blowing out birds."

by the happy dater January 12, 2012

blowing up my newsfeed

When a person's multiple Facebook posts all end up in your newsfeed to the point that your newsfeed is mainly populated with that persons updates/fotos.

I got on Facebook today and my newsfeed was totally full of "Sarah's"updates. That girl is blowing up my newsfeed!

by Euroinformer October 24, 2013

blowing goats

When you are doing so badly in something such as sports that your time would be better spent blowing goats.

The team is blowing goats this inning.

by CANSECO33 July 24, 2015

Boring

Me starting to write real defenitions for real words.

“Im boring” (really i am)

by Darkness666 November 22, 2020

Blorange

(Adj.) Weird, cool, and slightly disturbing

That centaur-taur was very Blorange!

by iTs JuSt YoUr PeRsOnAliTy March 13, 2022

Un-boring

Ikea
see boring

The Ikea store, with its stupid funiture and lamps was very Un-Boring

by brahm2 September 28, 2003

muppet blowing

A hand-job from a puppet (technically a muppet blowjob) or a hand-job with you hand in a pocket.

You see John he was muppet blowing in the ally

by madman88 May 4, 2015