Squirrel in the fruit basket

Close cousin to 'shark in the buns', but with better results. When the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. Shove your hand in their ass/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell 'SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!'

Great at parties. Also works on girls.

'Hey i think you dropped a quarter.. SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!!!'

by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006

Sex in a Basket

Really Really Good. Something that is so good that you cant describe it by any other way so you just say Its like sex in a basket!

Dude I just bought an chocolate cake... its like sex in a basket.

by Scuba Steve Unit December 25, 2007

Mexican funny basket

when you make a girl wear a dog's cone as you all shoot your baby gravy in it.

mexican funny basket

by Jake MacIsaac Josh Carpenter January 13, 2011

basketball player

the obvious hottest type of athlete

the hottest guys are basketball players

by m/s/p/ December 8, 2018

basketball shorts

shorts that are worn under your jeans or pants, sometimes with a pair of underwear to make you look hot.

Yo, when i take my wife beata off, you can see my tighty whitys and my basketball shorts coming outta the top of my saggin' jeans.

by fly-dawg September 21, 2005

basketball boys

probably the hottest guys you will ever meet.

basketball boys are better than baseball boys

by lololololm April 19, 2019

baskil

A disgusting and humiliating phenomena characterized by a soaking wet visual circumventing the shirt just below the armpits. It is common every summer for normal people and most likely everyday for people with chubby pits.

Etym: tagalog (philippines) 'BASA' meaning wet + 'KILIKILI' meaning armpit

Usage: "Pare pretty sana yon kaso baskil!"

by kyadakyada May 24, 2014