Baseball

Gay as shit. Case fucking closed. If you want to play a sport that doesn’t suck camel dick go play lacrosse not a pussy sport like baseball.

Connor: I’m going out for the baseball team.
Ryan: Ok fag go play baseball you lil bitch.

by Mikeshit September 9, 2019

baseball

For people who can only run 4 bases before getting tired. Also, hate on lacrosse because they don't want to make the football players angry cuz contact scares them. For people an athletic step up from volleyball. And finally for people who have dad's that swear they were good at baseball so they sign their child up for tee-ball in hopes of achieving success through their child.

Person 1: "Hey, what's your mile time?"
Baseball Player: "I don't wanna talk about it. But hey lacrosse players are the worst am I right?"
Person 1: "So I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you play right field."

by DW45 October 5, 2017

Baseball

A replacement word used between a boyfriend and a girlfriend instead of kissing or making out. Used for it's unsuspiciousness so others don't know what's going on

Me and Clayton are going to play baseball for a couple of hours.

by whitecoyote69 April 21, 2017

Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

baseball hugs

“Good luck team, and Bailey hit the hell out of the ball you can do it. Text me after every game. GO TEAM, put your team on the map... ((Baseball hugs)) Aunt Pat!

Aunt Pat gives the best baseball hugs.

by #Baseballhugs May 10, 2018

Baseball

This isn't a term for smoking weed with your friends. When smoking one person hits whatever your smoking on and HOLDS IT IN until they get the weed back. Then exhale, smoke and hold, repeat.

"Yo you wanna get really high? Let's play baseball !

by BooBooKittyPuffPuff February 12, 2017

baseball

dat ass

"If you ever sing a song to me I will throw a baseball at your mouth."

by marhe March 8, 2017