A sexual maneuver in which the male purchases a 12 piece bucket of chicken from a local KFC restaurant of any variety; original, extra crispy, etc., cuts a hole in the bottom of said bucket and places his penis into the opening. Gravy is then poured into the bucket thus creating a "crockpot". The male then selects a female to feed upon the chicken as an offering of gratitude for the act to follow. The female then fellates the male. As she is performing the fellatio, the male feeds upon the remaining chicken in the bucket.
by Eff Tea Bee Oh January 31, 2009
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by Déjà vu -ImAlreadyThere August 23, 2011
Get the African American mug.(n) An "African Child" is an action by a respected person/group that made them lost credibility because said action was either politically motivated or preachy and not within that person/group's normal behaviour. Politicians and Journalists, for example, cannot do an African Child because political motivation is within their normal behaviour. African Childs are common among musicians, but not among Actors/Actresses. An African Child is akin to "selling out" or "finding religion" as downfalls of artists or celebrities.
by Geoff Odens June 16, 2010
Get the African Child mug.A place where constant genocide, slavery, raping, and primitive human behavior can be seen on a daily basis. In short a cluster fuck of a continent. Tribal battles, fighting over natural resources and overall lack of cooperation ensure this place will stay the way it is for centuries to come. Africa has a history of being taken advantage of by both corporations, foreigners, and even its own people. Somewhat like the Middle East. Africa is also a money pit for anyone trying to help out because the money gets stolen, poorly distributed, or embezzled by the very officials that are supposed to be helping their countries. The only good thing to come from Africa is my fiancés engagement ring.
5000 years from now....
Guy 1: Did you hear? Africa is preparing a rocket launch for its brand new space program.
Guy 2: Too bad the rest of humanity lives on Mars now, talk about behind the times.
Guy 1: Did you hear? Africa is preparing a rocket launch for its brand new space program.
Guy 2: Too bad the rest of humanity lives on Mars now, talk about behind the times.
by AfricaIsHell September 19, 2009
Get the Africa mug.When a gang of men (6+) gather at the end of a room while a single women lies at the other end of the room. at the blow of a whistle, the men race to see who can get their entire scrotum in the mouth of women. chin and forehead shots equal immediate disqualification. the winner gets a healthy dose of poop on the chest.
Biggy and the gang gave Teresa the African Apple Bobbing of a lifetime. she suffered a concussion and 3 broken ribs!
by mmmmmttttt January 15, 2008
Get the African Apple Bob mug.Like any other flapjack, only just a little smaller. It is also more likely to be accompanied by cheese and jam instead of blueberries.
Also refered to as a plaatkoekie ('small plate cake')
Also refered to as a plaatkoekie ('small plate cake')
one guy: Hey my bru, toss me another plaatkoekie? the stuff's addictive ek-se!
other guy: Awe!
(south african flapjack)
other guy: Awe!
(south african flapjack)
by ghj December 29, 2007
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