Asian lottery

N. Refers to "winning" the dating game by marrying an Asian woman who becomes even more attractive after gaining a few pounds.

She got married last year and can't fit in her wedding dress any more, but it looks like the weight went straight to her chest. She must have gone from a B-cup to a double-D.

Yeah, her husband won the Asian lottery.

by Sparxva July 29, 2011

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The Asian line

The Asian line includes everything that characterizes the Asian, but it can also be used as a teasing term in connection with an Asian person. In a conversation with an Asian person is involved, one could use the term if he/she comes with a funny or inappropriate opinion.

You want me to wear sandals in the middle of the winter? You're out of the Asian line, you know that?

by Strawhat91 June 15, 2011

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Vishil Asian

A person who is addicted to playing Legend Of Zelda and enjoys completing flappy bird

You’re such a Vishil Asian

by HotMale69 May 29, 2018

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asian wifi

Someone with horrible wifi, far more worse than McDonald's Wi-Fi. Someone with Asian wifi will usually be right near the wifi box, or just in the same room with it.

guy 1: *ping 1000* yo wtf im teleporting n shit
guy 2: guys look who has asian wifi
rest of the guys: racist

by rqinbow November 3, 2020

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Asian Parents

Typical Grading System according to Asian Parents:
A = Almost Good Enough
B = Beating
C = Cry In A Corner
D = Death
E = Excruciating Death
F = F***ing Excruciating Death

Me: I got 200% on my test just like you wanted!
Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%?
Me: But the maximum was 200%—
Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 20, 2022

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