Vishil Asian

A person who is addicted to playing Legend Of Zelda and enjoys completing flappy bird

You’re such a Vishil Asian

by HotMale69 May 29, 2018

Asian lottery

N. Refers to "winning" the dating game by marrying an Asian woman who becomes even more attractive after gaining a few pounds.

She got married last year and can't fit in her wedding dress any more, but it looks like the weight went straight to her chest. She must have gone from a B-cup to a double-D.

Yeah, her husband won the Asian lottery.

by Sparxva July 29, 2011

The Asian line

The Asian line includes everything that characterizes the Asian, but it can also be used as a teasing term in connection with an Asian person. In a conversation with an Asian person is involved, one could use the term if he/she comes with a funny or inappropriate opinion.

You want me to wear sandals in the middle of the winter? You're out of the Asian line, you know that?

by Strawhat91 June 15, 2011

Asian Grandpa

A fucking dumbass cook who likes touching you and loves singing some moaning shit like "AYYYYYYYYYYYOAH!" They typically live with you and your parents and don't give a shit about your life. Asian Grandpas would typically wear a polo t-shirt outside during the summer and would always wear tank tops at home. During the winter they would wear cashmere vests and long sleeve t-shirt found in Costco.

"You have such an Asian Grandpa"

by AsianChan69 September 1, 2020

Basic Asian

Michael Uy

He was a Basic Asian with his Yeezy's, Bull Cut, Spectacles, Virginity, and ASIAN

by User174yq831047937 January 22, 2019

Wamer-asian

White American Asian

You are so not just white you are so a wamer-asian.

by weebonilicious July 28, 2009

asian wifi

Someone with horrible wifi, far more worse than McDonald's Wi-Fi. Someone with Asian wifi will usually be right near the wifi box, or just in the same room with it.

guy 1: *ping 1000* yo wtf im teleporting n shit
guy 2: guys look who has asian wifi
rest of the guys: racist

by rqinbow November 3, 2020