a little sus , hangs out with females , wears makeup , loves saying things like “love that for you” or “omg twinsies” bounces up and down waving hands when excited
by ashtonssongle March 3, 2019

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.
by Wize Guy. April 27, 2022

Ashton is the type of person to call you when you're feeling down but not know what to do but talk and sit there in a call with you. He does his best to make you feel special and make you feel like you mean something to anyone. He's a nerd and enjoys talking about memes and likes to scream when he can. Ashton makes you think better about yourself in any case because he tells you he loves you and when he trusts you with his past you seem to love him more. He's a huge guy and will tower over you but he's just a big teddy bear. Whatever you do though...don't touch his hair.
by rose2202 May 8, 2018

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by Kay_Altman June 4, 2020

A queer beaner that is looking for his green card. I need him back on my lawn it is getting long so if you find him lmk.
by WiiSports June 8, 2019
