albert

a very annoying, but funny guy. often smart and has anger issues

ahhhh hes such an albert

by YEYE24 October 22, 2019

Albert Einstein High School

The place to be

Someone: What is Albert Einstein High School?
Me: The place to be!

by dumbbitchbutshecuteiguess June 28, 2021

Racist Albert

This is a rare species of racist people that are too big for there boots and need to fix there attitude they also need karma to hit them one day very soon

Everyone hates racist Albert

by We hate racist Albert November 21, 2020

Albert

A little man who is fluid between ducks and geese. He is a good boy

Me: I love Albert!
Him: Squaaaak!

by Evie_the_big_gae July 10, 2021

Albert

Hot sexy guy, polite and awesome

Person A: OMG! Thats Albert!
Person B: OMG! He´s so hot

by youtuber1677 October 14, 2020

Albert Day

A day when you don’t feel like doing your job at work and say “fuck it” and do nothing but run your mouth all day.

Supervisor says: “Hey Scott how come you aren’t doing your work today?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”

Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”

by Canthitthebottomofatunacan September 12, 2019

Albert

Albert is such an amazing guy. He loves cars and racing. He cares about his friends and family a lot. He is extremely funny. He will also always make you smile when you need it. When being with Albert you just want to hug him and never let him go. He’s like a big teddy bear in a man’s body. He acts like he does not care but really does. He loves to wear these tank tops that make his muscles stand out even more. He will tell you he loves you and reassures you anytime you need it. He’s an amazing guy that anyone would be extremely lucky to have in their life.

My best friend is Albert and I love him.

by Lovergirl_15 November 20, 2023