auctioneer status

When a person is so high on crystal meth they can't stop talking and all night

You're so high you're on auctioneer status

by Ewen McCloud February 24, 2025

abduction experience

When you wake up in the middle of the night to a bright light lowering on top of you, but you just realize it's the gf trying to find your micro nanometer cock with her phone flashlight out.

"AAAHHH AHHH, I'm okay with the probe thing btw just don't fuck my parrot!"

"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"

"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

Axel Abduction

A scene boy with peferct shiny hair vanity perfection friends with scene cuts and dumb vegas tans .

ex: Axel Abduction your so brown

ex:you and Axel Abduction look so scene

by missygal January 15, 2010

G'ADUFACATION

The act of graduating from high school.

senior G'ADUFACATION 2012

by MST SWABBY September 10, 2011

Virgin Auctioneer

A female who auctiions off her virginity for a large sum of money. The female posts on craigslist, other classified advertising sites, or uses local or national media to set virginity for auction.

There are real life examples of Virgin Auctioneers and one of them is "A 20-year-old woman from Southern Brazil has sparked a wave of criticism by auctioning off her "first sexual experience" to the highest bidder as part of a documentary. The stunt has generated outrage in Brazil, however, bids have already reached $1 million."

by UrbanPhonics October 28, 2012

urban adiction

What someone has when they use urbandictionary.com's words in real life excessively which confuses the crap out of his/her peers, friends and family.

Guy 1: Haha, what is with this preclapulation in this crowd?
Guy 2: What are you talking about?

Guy 1: Dude, he's sleeping! French Microphone him!
Guy 3: How the fuck do I "French microphone" someone?
Guy 1: Man, you would know if you check Urban Dictionary!
Guy 4: Nigga you got an urban adiction!

by L1n3s October 10, 2015

Alien abduction

A group of people who may or may not be from outer space. But who take great interest in you're butthole.

Alien abduction societies are normal. After the victim has been violated. Government types show up, and declare that there's nothing to see. While others are eager to cover it up.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020